We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical. Must avoid repeats, no offensive. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a unique joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's typical but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Not typical. Let's think of something with his beard: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard using a mirror that reflects his own legend." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows." That's a joke. Now need to embed it in a full joke text: maybe "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his eyebrows, and the cube thanks him afterward." Something like that. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Rätselmeister". That's 22 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst das Würfelpuzzle um Gnade betet". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris, with his iconic beard, is holding a Rubik's Cube that is floating and being solved by his eyebrows, which are glowing." Must be in English, no text, no captions. Provide a prompt for image generation. Meta title <=60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris löst Würfelpuzzle mit den Augenbrauen". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris löst Würfelpuzzle mit den Augenbrauen" = 44? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ö15s16t17 (space18)W19ü20r21f22e23l24p25u26z27z28l29e30 (space31)m32i33t34 (space35)d36e37n38 (space39)A40u41g42e43n44b45r46a47u48e49n50. That's 50 characters, okay <=60. Meta description <=160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit nur seinen Augenbrauen löst – legendär, ironisch und absolut genial." Let's count characters: We'll approximate under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er ein Rubik's Cube mit nur seinen Augenbrauen löst – legendär, ironisch und absolut genial." Count: Let's count quickly: E1i2n3 (space4)k5l6a7s8s9i10c11h12e13r14 (space15)C16h17u18c19k20 (space21)N22o23r24r25i26s27 (space28)W29i30t31z32, (space33)b34e35i36 (space37)d38e39m40 (space41)e42r43 (space44)e45i46n47 (space48)R49u50b51i52k53'54s55 (space56)C57u58b59e60 (space61)m62i63t64 (space65)n66u67r68 (space69)s70e71n72e73n74 (space75)A76u77g78e79n80b81r82a83u84e85n86 (space87)l88ö89s90t91 – (space92)l93e94g95e96n97d98ä99r100, (space101)i102r103o104n105i106s107c108h109 (space110)u111n112d113 (space114)a115b116s117o118l119u120t121e122 (space123)g124e125n126i127a128l129. That's about 129 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" in joke_text. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Should be funny, ironic, typical. Make sure no repeated phrasing. Provide unique twist. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann ein Rubik's Cube mit nur seinen Augenbrauen lösen, und das Puzzle bedankt sich danach mit einem Siegerpodest.", "headline": "Der unbezwingbare Rätselmeister", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst das Würfelpuzzle um Gnade betet", "image_prompt": "A hyper