We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The description says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke_text should be in German. headline also likely German. meme_caption German. image_prompt must be English. meta_title and meta_description likely English? It says SEO Title/Description, but not language specified; could be English. We'll produce English meta title and description. Constraints: Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, his age, his legendary status. Something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget the concept of 'error'." That might be similar. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Maybe something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. Or "Chuck Norris can make the moon disappear just by blinking." That's typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the other side of the universe just by staring at the router." That's maybe unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Provide a full sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass selbst Eis einen Schrei ausstoßen würde." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris kann das Universum neu starten, indem er einfach einen Fingerknackt." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can kill two birds with one stone, but he prefers to kill one bird with two stones and then name the bird after himself." That's a bit long. We need a concise joke, but can be longer. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert schneiden und damit die Erde beschützen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann das Wort 'Impossible' aus dem Wörterbuch streichen, indem er es einfach mit einem Blick zerreißt." That's unique. Now we need to fill fields: joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide maybe a short sentence. headline: short headline max 80 characters, German. meme_caption: short caption max 80 characters, German. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The example shows "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder. We need to fill with specific scene. So we need to embed that placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to produce an English prompt that includes that placeholder? Probably we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene from the joke. So we need to embed the scene description in English. Eg: "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a mountain while holding a coffee mug". But we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one hand while sipping coffee". So we replace placeholder with that description. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with one hand while sipping coffee. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Should be concise, maybe "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Klassiker". That's German, but maybe English? Let's do English: "Chuck Norris Classic Joke – Funny German". That's 38 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris Classic Joke – Funny German" length: count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)C14l15a16s17s18i19c20 (space21)J22o23k24e25 (space26)–27 (space28)F29u30n31n32y33 (space34)G35e36r37m38a39n40. That's 40 characters, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 characters, English, describing the joke. Something like: "Discover a brand‑new Chuck Norris joke that will make you roar with laughter – unique, ironic, and perfectly German." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Discover a brand‑new Chuck Norris joke that will make you roar with laughter – unique, ironic, and perfectly German." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Fields: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Make sure each value is a string, no extra fields. Now craft headline max 80 characters. Something like: "Der unbezwingbare Chuck Norris – Lachen garantiert!" Count characters: let's count: D1e2r3 (space4)u5n6b7z8i9g10n11a12b13e14 (space15)C16h17u18c19k20 (space21)N22o23r24r25i26s27 (space28)–29 (space30)L31a32c33h34e35n36 (space37)g38e39s40c41h42e43n4