We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Provide a joke text, headline max 80 chars, meme caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must ensure no repeats, no cliches. Provide unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, avoid. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the round is actually square." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not typical. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own jokes, and then delete the source code so only the punchline remains." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon and back with a single glance." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a calendar page without touching it." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself just by staring at the beans." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone just to give himself more hours in a day." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeit-Zone". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn er kickt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 38 chars. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that ripples through the air, creating a glowing vortex that forms a new time zone portal". Must be within 80? No limit but must be English prompt for image generation. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Specific scene from the joke]". So we need to embed the scene: maybe "He throws a roundhouse kick that ripples the air, forming a glowing vortex that becomes a new time‑zone portal". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeit-Zone". That's 27 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen – ein epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen – ein epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should not be typical. It's okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeit-Zone" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)n22e23u24e25 (space26)Z27e28i29t30-31Z32o33n34e35. That's 35 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn er kickt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)e5r6 (space7)k8i9c10k11t12, (space13)e14n15s16t17e18h19t20 (space21)e22i23n24e25n26 (space27)n28e29u30e31n32e33n34 (space35)K36o37n37? Wait recount properly: "Wenn er kickt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". Let's count: W1 e2 n3 n4 (space5) e6 r7 (space8) k9 i10 c11 k12 t13 ,14 (space15) e16 n17 s18 t19 e20 h21 t22 (space23) e24 i25 n26 (space27) n28 e29 u30 e31 n32 (space33) K34 o35 n36 t37 i38 n39 e40 n41 t42. That's 42 characters, okay. Image_prompt must be English, include specifics. Provide as a single string. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Zeit-Zone" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) k14 r15 e16 i17 t18 (space19) n20 e21 u22 e23 (space24) Z25 e26 i27 t28 -29 Z30 o31 n32 e33. That's 33 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen – ein epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." Count characters: Let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschaffen – ein epischer Action‑Poster‑Witz, der das Internet zum Lachen bringt." That's about