We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Provide fields. We need to think of a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." But need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's typical but maybe not unique. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count his beard hairs, but the calculator exploded from the sheer volume of awesomeness." Might be okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris' beard is so powerful that it once powered a small city for a whole day." That's okay. But need to be unique, not repeating typical jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundhouse kick to a GPS, and now every satellite knows the exact location of his next beard trim." That's creative. But need to be concise as a joke text. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a Wi‑Fi password; his beard radiates a signal strong enough to connect the entire internet." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a calendar, because every day he adds a new legend to his own timeline." But need to start with Chuck Norris or mention him. That's fine. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a roundhouse kick, and now winter ends with a perfect 360° spin." That's creative. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a stapler to bind the laws of physics, and now the universe is stapled together." Ok. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's decide on a joke: joke_text: "Chuck Norris doesn't need a mirror; his reflection already knows the punchline before he even tells the joke." But that's meta. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to count his own beard hairs using binary, and the universe rebooted just to keep up." Ok. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Bart-Chuck Norris". Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Internet". That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stapelt die Gesetze der Physik mit einem übergroßen Metallklammern". Actually we need to describe the scene: "Chuck Norris stapelt die Gesetze der Physik mit einem riesigen Metallklammern". But we need to put that inside the prompt after the description. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staples the laws of physics together with a massive metal clamp. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris – Der unstoppbare Bart-Held". That's 33 characters maybe. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart die Physik zusammenklammert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett Chuck Norris." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for fields? The joke_text should be German. Headline German. Meme caption German. Image prompt English. Meta title and description can be English? The instruction says "SEO Title (max 60 Zeichen)" and "SEO Description (max 160 Zeichen)". It doesn't specify language, but likely German is okay. But we can keep them German to be consistent. But they didn't restrict language. Let's keep them German for consistency. But meta title must be max 60 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris – Der unstoppbare Bart-Held" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris" (11) + space (1) =12, "–" (1) =13, space (1)=14, "Der" (3)=17, space=18, "unstoppbare" (11)=29, space=30, "Bart-Held" (7)=37. So 37 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters. Let's craft: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein legendärer Bart die Gesetze der Physik zusammenklammert – humorvoll, episch und völlig untypisch." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein legendärer Bart die Gesetze der Physik zusammenklammert – humorvoll, episch und völlig untypisch." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure no repeated jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris versucht, die Gesetze der Physik mit einer riesigen Metallklammer zusammenzuklammern – und das Universum macht dabei einen perfekten 360°-Dreh, weil er zu stark ist.", "headline": "Der unbezwingbare Bart-Chuck Norris", "meme_caption": "Wenn der Bart mehr Power hat als das Internet", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staples the laws of physics together with a massive metal clamp, causing a 360° spin of the universe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris – Der