We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Provide fields exactly as specified. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need something fresh. Idea: Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet for a second, causing all browsers to display only his beard. Or he can program the Mars rover to send selfies with his beard. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program the Mars rover to take a selfie and send it to Earth, but the rover only captures his beard and the caption reads 'I am the only one who can see the universe in 4K'." Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that temporarily disables all Wi‑Fi, causing everyone to think the internet is down, but actually it's just his beard being too powerful." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole that swallows the entire internet for exactly 0.0001 seconds, causing every computer to display only his beard as the wallpaper." Make sure it's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program the Mars rover to take a selfie and send it back to Earth, but the rover only captures his beard and the caption reads 'I am the only one who can see the universe in 4K'." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can program the Mars rover to take a selfie and send it back to Earth, but the rover only captures his beard and the caption reads 'I am the only one who can see the universe in 4K'." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt den Mars-Rover selfie‑machen". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Rover nur Chucks Bart sieht". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. For example: "the rover perched on a Martian hill, holding a selfie stick, with Chuck Norris's beard reflected in a holographic screen". But must be in English. Let's craft: "the rover perched on a Martian hill, holding a selfie stick, capturing Chuck Norris's beard reflected in a holographic screen". Then add the rest. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. the rover perched on a Martian hill, holding a selfie stick, capturing Chuck Norris's beard reflected in a holographic screen. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt den Mars-Rover selfie‑machen". That's about 38 characters. Could be "Chuck Norris lässt den Mars-Rover selfie‑machen". That's fine. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris programmiert den Mars-Rover zu einem Selfie – nur sein Bart erscheint im Bild. Ein klassischer Witz!" That's about 100 characters. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON object only, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mars-Rover selfie‑machen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, den(3)=22, space=23, Mars-Rover(9 inc hyphen?) =32, space=33, selfie‑machen(11?) =44. So 44 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Rover nur Chucks Bart sieht" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, der(3)=8, space=9, Rover(5)=14, space=15, nur(3)=18, space=19, Chucks(6)=25, space=26, Bart(4)=30, space=31, sieht(5)=36. So 36 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt den Mars-Rover selfie‑machen" is 44, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris programmiert den Mars-Rover zu einem Selfie – nur sein Bart erscheint im Bild. Ein klassischer Witz!" Count roughly: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, programmiert(10)=23, space=24, den(3)=27, space=28, Mars-Rover(9)=37, space=38, zu(2)=40, space=41, einem(5)=46, space=47, Selfie(6)=53, space=54, –(1?) maybe dash counts, but okay, space=55, nur(3)=58, space=59, sein(4)=63, space=64,