We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but we need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the moon orbit. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to bark, and the cat now writes poetry in binary. Or something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator gave up and started writing haikus." That's unique. But must be a classic Chuck Norris joke format: "Chuck Norris can ... [absurd superhuman feat]." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and now every winter the world gets a new ice age just to impress him." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, so now gravity works only on Tuesdays." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke_text that is a full sentence: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, so now gravity only works on Tuesdays." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und die Schwerkraft am Dienstag". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Dienstag die einzige Tag ist, an dem du runterfallen darfst". That's okay. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing Tuesday symbol in the sky". Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the scene. So maybe "delivering a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing gravity symbols to swirl". Let's craft: "delivering a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing gravity symbols to swirl around him". Then add the rest. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nur dienstags gelten". That's about 45 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über die verrückte Schwerkraft am Dienstag – absurd, witzig und völlig unverfroren." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should not be similar to existing jokes. The concept of gravity only on Tuesdays is unique enough. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Count: "Chuck Norris und die Schwerkraft am Dienstag" length: let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)u14n15d16 (space17)d18i19e20 (space21)S22c23h24w25e26r27k28r29a30f31t32 (space33)a34m35 (space36)D37i38e39n40s41t42a43g44. That's 44 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Dienstag die einzige Tag ist, an dem du runterfallen darfst". Count: Let's count roughly: "Wenn Dienstag die einzige Tag ist, an dem du runterfallen darfst". That's about 57 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include description. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. delivering a roundhouse kick that rewrites physics, causing gravity symbols to swirl around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string, no line breaks? Probably okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nur dienstags gelten" length: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft nur dienstags gelten" characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)d19i20e21 (space22)S23c24h25w26e27r28k29r30a31f32t33 (space34)n35u36r37 (space38)d39i40e41n42s43t44a45g46s47 (space48)g49e50l51e52n53. That's 53 characters, okay. Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über die verrückte Schwerkraft am Dienstag – absurd, witzig und völlig unverfroren." Count characters: let's approximate: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über die verrückte Schwerkraft am Dienstag – absurd, witzig und völlig unverfroren." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now produce JSON with