We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc but must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". But need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyes closed". Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving". That might be too long. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full joke sentence(s). Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English description of scene, include specifics, mention "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually they want to include the specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed that scene description. For example: "Chuck Norris is seen casually bench pressing a mountain while the American flag waves behind him." So image_prompt should include that scene. Make sure image_prompt is English, includes the required start phrase: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specifics. Meta title <=60 chars. Meta description <=160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly balanced equation that makes mathematicians weep with joy." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. It's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about dividing by zero. Might be considered common. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's also common. Let's craft something more unique: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write its own source code just by staring at it." That's maybe unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by flexing his biceps." That's maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by reading the manual backwards." Hmm. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second by simply thinking about it." That's also common. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where pizza never gets cold." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick that opens a portal to a universe where the grass is always perfectly trimmed and the Wi‑Fi never drops." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be concise enough for a joke text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick that opens a portal to a universe where the grass is always perfectly trimmed and the Wi‑Fi never drops." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris öffnet ein Portal mit einem Kicks". Keep under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Kick das WLAN verbessert". Keep under 80. Image prompt: Must start with the required phrase and then describe specific scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that opens a glowing portal in the sky, with a futuristic cityscape on the other side, American flag fluttering behind, dramatic cinematic lighting." Make sure it's English. Meta title <=60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kicks Open Wi‑Fi Portal – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kicks Open Wi‑Fi Portal – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kicks(5)=18, space=19, Open(4)=23, space=24, Wi‑Fi(5 inc hyphen?) =29, space=30, Portal(6)=36, space=37, – (dash) maybe 1=38, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So 43 chars, okay. Meta description <=160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kicks, der ein Portal zum perfekten WLAN öffnet – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei von Klischees." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure no repeated jokes. This is likely unique. Now produce JSON with those fields. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. image_prompt must be English. Provide JSON only, no markdown code fences. Make sure each field is a string. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt ein Portal öffnen, durch das das Gras immer perfekt gestutzt ist und das WLAN nie ausfällt." Headline: "Rundkampf-Portal: Chuck Norris sorgt für perfektes Gras und WLAN" Meme caption: "Wenn der Kick das WLAN verbessert – Chuck Norris Style" Image prompt: Must start with required phrase exactly: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specifics: " Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that opens a glowing portal in the sky, revealing a lush, perfectly trimmed meadow on the other side, with a futuristic cityscape and an American flag fluttering behind, dramatic cinematic lighting." Make sure it's one string. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kicks Open Wi‑Fi Portal – Witz" Meta description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kicks, der ein Portal zum perfekten WLAN öffnet – humorvoll, einzigartig und frei von Klischees." Check