We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be within max lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Let's think of something unique. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire universe." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube thanks him." That might be okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by sneezing." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a round of applause echo across the entire galaxy just by clapping once." That's maybe too abstract. We need a clear scene for image_prompt: include specific scene from the joke. For example, if joke is about Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, the image prompt could describe him kicking and a new continent appears. Let's choose a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman come to life with a single stare, and it immediately becomes a champion of ice skating." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman come to life with a single stare, and it immediately becomes a champion of ice skating." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Eiskunstlauf-Champion mit einem Blick". That's within 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die ganze Welt". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris makes a snowman come to life with a single stare, and it immediately becomes a champion of ice skating. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, icy background with aurora. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within reasonable length. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann zum Eiskunstlauf-Champion werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann zum Eiskunstlauf-Champion werden" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneemann(10)=29, space=30, zum(3)=33, space=34, Eiskunstlauf-Champion(18?) Let's count: Eiskunstlauf(12) + - (1) + Champion(8) =21, plus space? Actually we have "Eiskunstlauf-Champion" is 17? Let's just approximate total maybe 55. Should be okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Schneemann zum Eiskunstlauf-Champion macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blick einen Schneemann zum Eiskunstlauf-Champion macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130. Good. Now ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. This seems unique. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Eiskunstlauf-Champion mit einem Blick". Count characters: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, einen(5)=27, space=28, Eiskunstlauf-Champion(18?) Let's count: Eiskunstlauf (12) + - (1) + Champion (8) =21, so total 28+21=49, space=50, mit(3)=53, space=54, einem(5)=59, space=60, Blick(5)=65. So 65 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die ganze Welt". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, lächelt,(7 inc comma?) Actually "lächelt," is 7 inc comma? Let's count letters: l ä c h e l t =7, plus comma =8? Actually "lächelt," includes comma, so 8 characters. So 18+8=26, space=27, die(3)=30, space=31, ganze(5)=36, space=37, Welt(4)=41. So 41 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. We'll embed the scene: "Chuck Norris makes a snowman come to life with a single stare, and it immediately becomes a champion of ice skating." That's the scene. Make sure no text or captions in image. Provide prompt as described. Now produce JSON. Check meta_title length: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann zum Eiskunstlauf-Champion werden". Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann zum Eisk