We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within max lengths. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is green." Something like that. But must be a joke text, not just a statement. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often are hyperbolic statements about his abilities. Example: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. We need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking." Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light into a disco ball just by staring at it." But must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking." But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube will then solve the world's problems." Better: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards just by looking at it." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." But need to be funny. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer think it's a toaster just by tapping it with his pinky." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it." Ok, let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the desert by simply exhaling." But need to be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake appear on a desert cactus just by blinking." Ok. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's craft a more original: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear by giving the cars a roundhouse kick." But that's similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer virus become a pacifist just by looking at it." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe will thank him." But that's known. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a black hole bow to him." Ok. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by breathing." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake appear on a cactus just by winking." Ok. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. For example: "He stands in a desert, a cactus with a snowflake on it, while a sandstorm swirls around him." Or "He is kicking a traffic light that transforms into a disco ball." Let's pick something. Let's decide the joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake appear on a cactus just by winking." That's the joke. So the specific scene: "He stands in a desert, a lone cactus with a single snowflake glistening on its arm, while he winks and a tiny snowflake falls." But we need to embed that in the image prompt. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a desert, a lone cactus with a single snowflake glistening on its arm, while he winks and a tiny snowflake falls. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke auf Kaktus fallen – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke auf Kaktus fallen – Witz" length? Let's count roughly: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Schneeflocke(10)=29, space=30, auf(3)=33, space=34, Kaktus(6)=40, space=41, fallen(6)=47, space=48, –(1)=49, space=50, Witz(4)=54. So 54 chars, okay. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Schneeflocken und Kaktus – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über Schneeflocken und Kaktus – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Let's count: Ein(3) space=4, klassischer(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Witz(4)=32, space=33, über(4)=37, space=38, Schneeflocken(11)=49, space=50, und(3)=53, space=54, Kaktus(6)=60, space=61, –(1)=62, space=63, humorvoll,(10 inc comma?) Actually "humorvoll," is 9 letters + comma =10, so 73, space=74, einzigartig(10)=84, space=8