We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide joke_text as full joke text. Provide image_prompt as English description, includes specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Must embed specific scene from the joke. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, and the computer surrendered and gave him the answer." That's maybe okay but need uniqueness. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar gave up and now every day is a holiday. Or something about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself. We need to embed specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris is single-handedly lifting a mountain while the American flag waves behind him". Or "Chuck Norris is riding a tornado while holding a coffee cup". Must be specific. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the moon. The cat returned with a full moon in its mouth and a note that read: 'Your wish is my command, but only on Tuesdays.'" That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to win a staring contest with a statue of himself. The statue blinked first, and now all statues have a fear of eye contact." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to outrun a bullet. The bullet stopped to ask for directions." That's classic but maybe not unique. We need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity. The computer responded with 'Error 404: Reality not found' and handed him a coffee." That's maybe okay. But we need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is holding a coffee cup while the computer displays an error screen". That could be the scene. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a computer to count to infinity. The computer replied with a blue screen of death and handed him a coffee, saying 'Your wish is my command, but only on Tuesdays.'" But must be in German. So translate: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einem Computer das Zählen bis ins Unendliche beizubringen. Der Computer antwortete mit einem Bluescreen und reichte ihm eine Tasse Kaffee, mit dem Hinweis: 'Dein Wunsch ist mir Befehl, aber nur am Dienstag.'" But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It can be in German but must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einem Computer das Zählen bis ins Unendliche beizubringen..." That's fine. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der Computer, der Kaffee brauchte". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn der Computer mehr Kaffee will als du". That's okay. Image_prompt: Must be English, include specific scene from the joke. So include "Chuck Norris holding a coffee cup while a computer displays a blue screen of death, American flag background". Must follow format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "holding a steaming coffee cup while a computer screen shows a blue error message". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a steaming coffee cup while a computer screen displays a blue error message. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the description. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Computer Kaffee Witz – Lustiger Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Computer Kaffee Witz – Lustiger Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Computer(8)=21, space=22, Kaffee(6)=28, space=29, Witz(4)=33, space=34, – (1?) maybe dash counts, space=35, Lustiger(8)=43, space=44, Meme(4)=48. So 48 chars, okay. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Computer, der Kaffee braucht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über einen Computer, der Kaffee braucht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 95 chars, okay. Now ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Make sure JSON fields are quoted correctly, no trailing commas. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count "Chuck Norris und der Computer, der Kaffee braucht". Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, Computer,(9 inc comma?) Actually "Computer," is 9 inc comma? Let's count characters precisely: "Computer," = 9 (C=1, o2, m3, p4, u5, t6, e7