We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid clichés and typical standard jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe too common. Need unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Something like that. We need to produce JSON with fields. joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be a joke, maybe a one-liner. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster style, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schatten zum Lachen bringen, selbst wenn das Licht ausgeht." But need to start with Chuck Norris. That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schatten zum Lachen bringen, selbst wenn das Licht ausgeht." That's a bit weird but okay. But maybe more classic: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein mit einem Blick zum Schmelzen bringen, selbst wenn er aus Eis ist." Hmm. We need something unique and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Augenzwinkern neu ordnen." But need to be clear. Let's think: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, ohne dass er zerplatzt." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Vakuum kauen, und der Geschmack bleibt ewig." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Vakuum kauen, und der Geschmack bleibt ewig, selbst wenn das Universum expandiert." That's a bit long but okay. But maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Vakuum kauen, und der Geschmack bleibt ewig, selbst wenn das Universum expandiert." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris und der unzerbrechliche Kaugummi". Must be max 80 characters. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt der Geschmack ewig". Must be max 80 characters. Image prompt: Must describe specific scene from the joke. So scene: Chuck Norris chewing gum in vacuum, with American flag background, hyper-realistic portrait, etc. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum in the vacuum of space, with stars and a faint American flag swirling behind him." Must be English. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, chewing bright pink bubblegum in the vacuum of space, stars and a faint American flag swirling behind him, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi im Vakuum – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi im Vakuum – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, space=22, im(2)=24, space=25, Vakuum(6)=31, space=32, –(1?) maybe dash counts, space=33, Lustiger(8)=41, space=42, Witz(4)=46. So 46 characters, okay under 60. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi im Vakuum – ein klassischer, humorvoller Knüller, der dich zum Lachen bringt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi im Vakuum – ein klassischer, humorvoller Knüller, der dich zum Lachen bringt!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris und der unzerbrechliche Kaugummi" length: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, und(3)=16, space=17, der(3)=20, space=21, unzerbrechliche(15)=36, space=37, Kaugummi(8)=45. So 45 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt der Geschmack ewig, selbst im Vakuum!" Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, kaut,(5)=23, space=24, bleibt(6)=30, space=31, der(3)=34, space=35, Geschmack(9)=44, space=45, ewig,(5)=50, space=51, selbst(6)=57, space=58, im(2)=60, space=61, Vakuum!(7)=68. So 68 characters, okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure no