We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German joke starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the internet never crashes." Something like that. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara just by breathing." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon using only a stare." That's unique. But need to be in German. So the joke_text should be in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das WLAN-Signal zum Mond schicken." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris das WLAN bedient". Under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris sends a Wi‑Fi signal to the moon with a stare". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is sending a glowing Wi‑Fi signal towards the moon with his stare. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz – Klassiker". Count characters: "Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz – Klassiker" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, WLAN-Witz(9)=22, space=23, –(1?) Actually dash counts, but let's approximate. Might be under 60. Let's make "Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz – Der Klassiker". That's maybe 33. Good. Meta description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über WLAN und den Mond, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über WLAN und den Mond, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 84 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz" length? Count: Der(3) space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, WLAN-Witz(9)=37. So 37 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris das WLAN zum Mond schickt" length? Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, das(3)=21, space=22, WLAN(4)=26, space=27, zum(3)=30, space=31, Mond(4)=35, space=36, schickt(6)=42. So 42 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz – Der Klassiker" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, WLAN-Witz(9)=22, space=23, –(1?) maybe dash counts as char, but let's approximate total maybe 30-35. Under 60. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über WLAN und den Mond, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über WLAN und den Mond, perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 84 characters, okay. Now joke_text: Must be the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Provide a unique joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das WLAN-Signal zum Mond schicken, sodass selbst Astronauten bufferingfrei surfen können." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's ensure it's not a known joke. It's about Wi-Fi to the moon. That's unique. Now produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das WLAN-Signal zum Mond schicken, sodass selbst Astronauten bufferingfrei surfen können.", "headline": "Der ultimative Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris das WLAN zum Mond schickt", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is sending a glowing Wi‑Fi signal towards the moon with his stare. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris WLAN-Witz – Der Klassiker", "meta_description": "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über WLAN und den Mond, perfekt für