We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: typical Chuck Norris facts: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need a joke text, maybe a short story. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think of a unique one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's a known one? Not sure. Let's craft something unique: "Chuck Norris can turn a snow globe into a real winter storm just by staring at it." That's unique. But must be a joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a snow globe melt in the Sahara just by breathing on it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a sensible answer." That's known but maybe okay. But we need uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a horse race end before it starts by simply deciding the finish line." That's okay. But must be a joke text, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear hid, but Chuck Norris found him because the bear couldn't hide from a man who can see heat signatures with his bare hands." That's too long maybe. We need to keep within typical joke length but can be a few sentences. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, causing the calendar to skip a day just because he decided to train at midnight." Check length: It's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars, short. Something like "Zeitspaltung durch runde Tritte". That's German, within 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, bricht die Uhr". That's 33 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the sky, creating a glowing time rift". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the sky, creating a glowing time rift. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurücksetzen". That's 33 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Zeitzone zu erschaffen – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Zeitzone zu erschaffen – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check headline length: "Zeitspaltung durch runde Tritte" length: count characters: Z(1) e2 i3 t4 s5 p6 a7 l8 u9 n9 g10 (space)11 d12 e13 r14 (space)15 r16 o17 n18 d19 e20 (space)21 T22 r23 i24 c25 k26 t27 e28. That's 28 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, bricht die Uhr" length: count: W1 e2 i3 n4 (space)5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 (space)11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 (space)18 t19 r20 a21 i22 n23 i24 n25 g26 ,27 (space)28 b29 r30 e31 c32 k33 t34 (space)35 d36 i37 e38 (space)39 U40 h41 r42. That's 42 characters, okay. Now meta_title length: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurücksetzen" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space)6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space)13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space)18 d19 e20 (space)21 Z22 e23 i24 t25 (space)26 r27 ü28 c29 k30 e31 n32 s33 e34 t34? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt die Zeit zurücksetzen" characters: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "die"3 =>21, space=22, "Zeit"4 =>26, space=27, "zurücksetzen"12 =>39. So 39 characters, okay. meta_description length: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, mit einem einzigen Tritt eine neue Zeitzone zu erschaffen – humorvoll, ep