We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt? image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must avoid clichés, but typical Chuck Norris jokes involve absurd superhuman feats. Must be funny, ironic. Provide a classic style. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Fields constraints: - joke_text: full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene, hyper-realistic etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into that placeholder. Provide a prompt that includes that scene description. Must be English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within length constraints. We must ensure no repeated jokes. Provide unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly balanced equation that makes mathematicians weep with joy." That's a known one but maybe okay? Might be too common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat responded by delivering a roundhouse kick to the moon, causing tides to change." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and after three rounds the calendar surrendered, declaring that every day is now a holiday in his honor." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a calendar to fear him, and after the calendar begged for mercy, he rewrote history so that every date now includes a mandatory roundhouse kick." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to count to infinity, but he stopped at the point where reality itself gave up and started a new number system based on roundhouse kicks." That's okay. But must be unique and not a known joke. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a pigeon to fly backwards, and the bird responded by delivering a roundhouse kick that rewrote the laws of gravity, causing all umbrellas to open by themselves on sunny days." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep within typical joke length. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to melt, and the snowflake surrendered, turning into a tiny tornado that only spins clockwise." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's pick: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to melt, and the snowflake surrendered, turning into a tiny tornado that only spins clockwise." That's unique-ish. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Snowflake: Der ultimative Wetter-Witz". Must be max 80 characters. Count: "Chuck Norris vs. Snowflake: Der ultimative Wetter-Witz" length? Let's count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Snowflake: Der ultimative Wetter-Witz" = 48? Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)v15s16.17 (space18)S19n20o21w22f23l24a25k26e27:28 (space29)D30e31r32 (space33)u34l35t36i37m38a39t40i41v42e43 (space44)W45e46t47t48e49r50-51W52i53t54z55. That's 55 characters approx, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn ein Schneeflocke plötzlich einen Tornado macht – Chuck Norris style". Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn ein Schneeflocke plötzlich einen Tornado macht – Chuck Norris style". Count: W1e2i3n4 (space5)i6n7 (space8)e9n10 (space11)S12c13h13? Actually let's just approximate it's under 80. It's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder replaced with specific scene: "a snowflake turning into a tiny tornado that only spins clockwise". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. A snowflake turning into a tiny tornado that only spins clockwise. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the scene. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Ein wilder Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneeflocke – Ein wilder Witz" length? Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)v15s16.17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24f25l26o27c28k29e30 (space31)–32 (space33)E34i35n36 (space37)w38i39l40d41e42r43 (space44)W4