We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's too long. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke text. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself when he looks at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by staring at it." That's typical. But must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon using only his stare." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that knocks out the sun, causing a permanent eclipse." That's classic. But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a pancake flip itself into the future and land perfectly on a plate in 2099." That's creative. But must be in German. So the joke_text should be German. Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfannkuchen in die Zukunft werfen, sodass er 2099 auf einem Teller landet, ohne dass er je umgestoßen wird." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now we need headline (max 80 chars) - short summary. meme_caption (max 80 chars) - caption for meme. image_prompt: English description of scene. Must include specific scene from the joke. Eg: "Chuck Norris kicking a sun into a black hole". Provide hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be in English. Meta title <=60 chars. Meta description <=160 chars. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfannkuchen in die Zukunft werfen, sodass er 2099 auf einem Teller landet, ohne dass er je umgestoßen wird." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen" meme_caption: "Wenn der Frühstückskick die Zeit überlebt" image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke: maybe "throwing a pancake into a glowing portal that leads to 2099". So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid‑air, throwing a golden pancake into a swirling time vortex that glows with neon 2099 futuristic cityscape. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen" (that's 38 chars maybe). Must be <=60. meta_description: "Chuck Norris wirft einen Pfannkuchen in die Zukunft – ein epischer Zeit‑Kick, der Frühstück und Legende vereint." Count characters: let's count approx: "Chuck Norris wirft einen Pfannkuchen in die Zukunft – ein epischer Zeit‑Kick, der Frühstück und Legende vereint." That's about 95 maybe, need <=160, okay. But need to ensure meta_description <=160 characters. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris wirft einen Pfannkuchen in die Zukunft – ein epischer Zeit‑Kick, der Frühstück und Legende vereint." Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)w14i15r16f17t18 (space19)e20i21n22e23 (space24)P25f26a27n28n29k30u31c32h33e34n35 (space36)i37n38 (space39)d40i41e42 (space43)Z44u45k46u47n48f49t50 (space51)–52 (space53)e54i55n56 (space57)e58p59i60s61c62h63e64r65 (space66)Z67e68i69t‑70K71i72c73k74,75 (space76)d77e78r79 (space80)F81r82ü83h84s85t86ü87c88k89 (space90)u91n92d93 (space94)L95e96g97e98n99d100e101 (space102)v103e104r105e106i107n108t109.110 So about 110 characters, okay. Now ensure headline <=80 chars. "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt Pfannkuchen durch die Zeit springen" = 44 maybe, okay. meme_caption <=80 chars: "Wenn der Frühstückskick die Zeit überlebt" length? Count: "Wenn der Frühstückskick die Zeit überlebt" = 38 maybe, okay