We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Ensure JSON format only, no extra text. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, sucking the entire internet into a new dimension." Something like that. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen – und das Ergebnis ist ein neuer Universum, das er sofort mit einem einzigen Rundtritt neu ordnet." But need to be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Let's think: maybe "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein ganzes Ökosystem von Mini-Chuck-Norris-Actionfiguren, die jetzt die Welt regieren." That might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme_caption, image_prompt describing specific scene from joke. Let's craft a scene: "Chuck Norris hält einen Kaugummi in der Hand, aus dem kleine Mini-Chuck-Norris-Figuren hervorkriechen, die mit Mini-Roundhouse-Kicks durch die Luft springen." That can be described. Image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris is chewing a bright pink bubblegum, from which tiny miniature Chuck Norris action figures emerge, each performing a tiny roundhouse kick. The scene is set in a dramatic cinematic lighting with an American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene description in English. So we can write: "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum, and tiny miniature Chuck Norris figures pop out, each doing a tiny roundhouse kick." That fits. Now meta_title <=60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Universum – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Universum – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi-Universum(17?) Actually "Kaugummi-Universum" is 16 inc hyphen? Let's count: K(1)a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-(9)U10n11i12v13e14r15s16u17m18. So total 18 characters after space? Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz". That's 20? Let's count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 Kaugummi-Witz(12?) K1a2u3g4u5m6m7i8-(9)W10i11t12z13. So total 13? Actually we need total characters <=60, so fine. Meta_description <=160 chars: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi, Mini-Chucks und eine neue Universum-Ordnung – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now headline <=80 chars: "Chuck Norris und der Kaugummi, der Mini-Universen erzeugt". Count: maybe okay. Meme caption <=80 chars: "Wenn Kaugummi mehr als nur Blasen kann!" That's 38 chars. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen – und das Ergebnis ist ein neues Universum, das er sofort mit einem einzigen Rundtritt neu ordnet." But we need to mention Kaugummi? Let's decide on a unique joke: "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi, aus dem plötzlich ein ganzes Ökosystem winziger Mini-Chuck-Norris-Actionfiguren entsteht, die sofort mit winzigen Rundkicks die Realität neu strukturieren." That starts with Chuck Norris. Good. Now image_prompt: need to embed specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum, and tiny miniature Chuck Norris figures pop out, each performing a tiny roundhouse kick, ready to restructure reality." That is the specific scene. Let's write full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a bright pink bubblegum, and tiny miniature Chuck Norris figures pop out, each performing a tiny roundhouse kick, ready to restructure reality. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz: Mini-Universen" (maybe 30 chars). Let's keep under 60. Meta_description: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi, Mini-Chucks und eine neue Universum-Ordnung – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's under 160. Now headline: "Chuck Norris und der Kaugummi, der Mini-Universen erzeugt" (maybe 48 chars). Good. Meme caption: "Wenn Kaugummi mehr als nur Blasen kann!" (31 chars). Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Let's produce JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi, aus dem plötzlich ein ganzes Ökosystem winziger Mini-Chuck-N