We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Also headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, or he can make a horse win a race by staring at it, etc. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to forget the concept of 'error'." Or "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat taught him about humility." Need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's make a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent never existed." That's typical. Maybe something about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon using only his beard." That's unique. We need to embed the scene in image_prompt: "Chuck Norris, ... [specific scene from the joke]". So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris is standing on a mountaintop, his beard glowing, sending Wi-Fi signals to a satellite." Let's craft. Now fields: joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Datenpakete in ein anderes Universum schickt, wo sie nie wieder ankommen." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, und als er den Teig rührte, entstand ein neues Universum, in dem jeder Tag ein Wochenende ist." Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer so zum Schweigen bringen, dass selbst die Viren Angst haben, ihn zu infizieren." Let's make something more vivid: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, und als er ihn ausspuckte, wurde daraus ein neuer Kontinent, den er sofort umbenannte in 'Chuckland'." But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, ohne zu schweben." But maybe too similar. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen gebogen, um eine Brücke zu bauen, und als er fertig war, war das Wetter plötzlich sommerlich im Winter." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handschlag einen Computer so überfordern, dass er anfängt, über die Existenz von Chuck Norris zu philosophieren." That's okay. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer so zum Schweigen bringen, dass selbst die Viren Angst haben, ihn zu infizieren." That's unique enough. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer vor Angst zittern" length: 44 characters approx, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn der Computer Angst vor Chuck Norris hat" length ~45, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He is staring intensely at a glowing computer screen that flickers and freezes, with tiny virus icons trembling in fear. The scene is set in a dimly lit cyber‑punk office, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag subtly visible on the wall. No text, no captions." But need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually the template: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "He is staring intensely at a glowing computer screen that flickers and freezes, with tiny virus icons trembling in fear." That is the specific scene. So the prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is staring intensely at a glowing computer screen that flickers and freezes, with tiny virus icons trembling in fear. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Computer zittern – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer zittern – Witz" length: let's count: Chuck(5) space1 =6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Computer(8)=27, space=28, zittern(7)=35, space=36, – (dash) maybe 1=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42. So 42 chars, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über seine Macht, Computer zum Schweigen zu bringen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über seine Macht, Computer zum Schweigen zu bringen – perfekt für