We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to create a joke that begins with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Meme caption (max 80 chars). Image prompt: English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but we need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That might be too generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Not typical. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered because it couldn't handle the pressure. That's a known joke? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a solid wall." That's unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on a treadmill without moving an inch." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single breath." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard and a single glance." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by staring at it." That's a bit unique. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wieder aufladen – nur mit Blick". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn die Batterie wieder lebt – dank Chuck Norris". That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "staring intensely at a dead battery that glows with energy". Must include that. Also mention "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, staring intensely at a dead battery that suddenly glows with electric energy, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wieder aufladen – Witz". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er tote Batterien nur mit einem Blick wieder zum Leben erweckt – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett sicher." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes? In JSON, we need to escape any double quotes inside strings. Our strings contain double quotes? We can avoid using double quotes inside the strings. Use single quotes? JSON requires double quotes for strings, but we can include escaped double quotes if needed. Our strings will not contain double quotes, so fine. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wieder aufladen – nur mit Blick". Count characters: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14e15t16z17t18 (space19)B20a21t22t23e24r25i26e27n28 (space29)w30i31e32d33e34r35 (space36)a37u38f39l40a41d42e43n44 (space45)–46 (space47)n48u49r50 (space51)m52i53t54 (space55)B56l57i58c59k60. That's 60 characters approx, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn die Batterie wieder lebt – dank Chuck Norris". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5i6e7 (space8)B9a10t11t12e13r14i15e16 (space17)w18i19e20d21e22r23 (space24)l25e26b27e28b29t30 (space31)–32 (space33)d34a35n36k37 (space38)C39h40u41c42k43 (space44)N45o46r47r48o49w50s51. That's about 50 characters, okay. Now meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Batterien wieder aufladen – Witz". Count: Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13