We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of chess with a computer, and the computer surrendered out of fear." That's also known. Need something fresh. We can create a scenario: Chuck Norris built a house out of LEGO bricks that only he can solve, and the bricks rearranged themselves to form a perfect replica of the universe. Or something like: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat taught him how to purr in binary." That might be unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's known? Maybe not. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee using only the tears of a unicorn, and the resulting brew gave him the ability to solve any Sudoku puzzle instantly. That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do calculus, and the goldfish ended up writing a bestselling novel about quantum physics." That's unique. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be a single string? Probably include the whole joke as a sentence or short paragraph. headline: short headline max 80 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that placeholder with specific scene from the joke. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem Goldfisch das Lösen von Differentialgleichungen beizubringen – das Fisch ended up writing ein Bestseller über Quantenphysik, während es nur nach Luftblasen suchte." But need to keep it concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris versuchte, einem Goldfisch Differentialgleichungen beizubringen – das Fisch schrieb daraufhin einen Bestseller über Quantenphysik, während es nur nach Luftblasen suchte." That's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris und das mathematische Goldfisch-Abenteuer" Length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris und das mathematische Goldfisch-Abenteuer" = 48 characters approx, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn ein Goldfisch mehr über Quantenphysik weiß als du." That's 48 characters. image_prompt: Must be English, include description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish a chalkboard full of quantum equations while the goldfish writes a bestseller on a notepad. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish to solve differential equations on a floating chalkboard while the goldfish writes a bestseller." So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish to solve differential equations on a floating chalkboard while the goldfish writes a bestseller. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: Must be SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Quantenphysik Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Quantenphysik Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's maybe 61? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)G15o16l17d18f19i20s21c22h23 (space24)Q25u26a27n28t29e30n31p32h33y34s35i36k37 (space38)W39i40t41z42 (space43)–44 (space45)L46u47s48t49i50g51 (space52)&53 (space54)E55i56n57s58i59g60a61r62t63i64k65. That's 65 characters, too long. Need max 60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Quantenwitz – Einzigartig & Lustig". Count: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Quantenwitz – Einzigartig & Lustig". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5