We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene from joke. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a grizzly bear; the bear hid, but Chuck Norris found him because the bear couldn't hide from a man who can make the sun rise on command." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Let's think. Unique: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to speak German; now every prickly plant in the desert recites 'Ich bin ein Berliner' every midnight." That might be too long. We need a concise joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's somewhat known but maybe okay. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft a short joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube then asks him for career advice." That's unique. But need to be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Cube mit einem einzigen Blick lösen, und das Würfelstück fragt ihn dann nach Karriereberatung." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeating existing jokes. That seems okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single sentence maybe. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Blick". That's 27 characters. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn der Würfel zu viel verlangt". That's 27 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Must be "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "Chuck Norris staring intensely at a glowing Rubik's Cube that levitates". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a levitating glowing Rubik's Cube that emits neon light, surrounded by floating puzzle pieces. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Blick - Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Blick - Witz" = let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, löst(4)=17, space=18, Würfel(6)=24, space=25, mit(3)=28, space=29, Blick(5)=34, space=35, -(1)=36, space=37, Witz(4)=41. So 41 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Rubik's Cube mit einem Blick löst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Rubik's Cube mit einem Blick löst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes inside strings? JSON strings need escaped quotes. Our strings contain apostrophes? Not needed. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? It contains no double quotes, but includes apostrophe? It includes "Chuck Norris" etc. That's fine. But we have an apostrophe in "Rubik's". That's a single quote, which is fine in JSON as long as we escape? Actually JSON strings can contain single quotes without escaping, but double quotes must be escaped. Our string contains double quotes? It contains "Rubik's Cube" includes an apostrophe (single quote) not double. So fine. It also contains an em dash "–". That's fine. No double quotes. So we can just include as is. But we must ensure no line breaks inside strings? JSON can have line breaks if escaped, but better to keep as one line. We'll keep as one line. Now craft final JSON. joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rubik's Cube mit einem einzigen Blick lösen, und das Würfelstück fragt ihn dann nach Karriereberatung." headline: "Chuck Norris löst Würfel mit Blick" meme_caption: "Wenn der Würfel zu viel verlangt" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a levitating glowing Rubik's Cube that