We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably yes. The image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke, funny, ironic, typical genre. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must not be vulgar, political, etc. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen." But need something unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the GPS asked for directions from him. Or Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, aber das Ergebnis war ein Erdbeben, weil er den Teig mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht hat." That might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So start with "Chuck Norris ..." Provide a full joke text. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi gab sofort auf, weil er nicht mit der Kaumacht von Chuck Norris mithalten konnte." That's okay. But need to be unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about his beard or his ability to control time. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken die Uhr zurückdrehen, sodass er gestern noch nicht geboren war, aber heute schon das Sportereignis des Jahres gewann." That might be too long. We need a concise joke but can be a bit longer. The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text. headline is a short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is a caption for meme max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. So we need to embed that placeholder replaced with a description of the scene. Eg: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that shatters a clock". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that shatters a clock. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Should be something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Der unbezwingbare Kaugummi-Kämpfer". Must be <=60 characters. Meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kaugummi, der vor seiner Kaumacht kapituliert. Lache jetzt!" Must be <=160 characters. Now ensure no repeats, unique. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, doch der Kaugummi gab sofort auf, weil er die Kaumacht von Chuck Norris nicht ertragen konnte." That's okay. But maybe we can make it more classic: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn es um das Zählen von Kaugummis geht." That might be okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, doch nach drei Kaumomenten brach das Universum zusammen, weil selbst die Zeit nicht mit seiner Kaumacht mithalten konnte." That's a bit long but okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So start with that. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, doch nach drei Kaumomenten bricht das Universum zusammen, weil selbst die Zeit nicht mit seiner Kaumacht mithalten kann." That's a full joke. Now headline: maybe "Der Kaugummi, der die Zeit zum Platzen brachte". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Der Kaugummi, der die Zeit zum Platzen brachte" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 ... let's approximate: it's about 44 characters, okay. Meme_caption: "Wenn selbst ein Kaugummi die Kaumacht von Chuck Norris nicht aushält" Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: maybe 61 characters, okay. Image_prompt: need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with description of the scene: "Chuck Norris kaumt einen Kaugummi, während das Universum um ihn herum zusammenbricht". Must be English. So: "Chuck Norris chewing a gum while the universe collapses around him". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris chewing a gum as the universe collapses around him". That's okay. Full image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chewing a gum as the universe collapses around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz: Zeit bricht zusammen" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz: Zeit bricht zusammen" length: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 K14 a15 u16 g17 u18 m19 m20 i21 -22