We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single glance." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself by staring at it." Let's make something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard that has its own zip code." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, causing the sun to rise exactly at 3:14 AM." That's a bit long but okay. We need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeit-Zone mit einem einzigen Tritt". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing vortex of time, with clocks melting and a new time zone marker appearing. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within prompt length? Not specified but okay. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeit-Zone - Witz". That's 45 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschafft. Lustig, einzigartig und voller Power." Count characters: let's count approx: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschafft. Lustig, einzigartig und voller Power." That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON only, no markdown. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeit-Zone mit einem einzigen Tritt" length? Let's count: characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeit-Zone mit einem einzigen Tritt". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) s14 c15 h16 a17 f18 t19 (space20) n21 e22 u23 e24 (space25) Z26 e27 i28 t29 -? Actually "Zeit-Zone" includes hyphen. Let's just approximate it's under 80. It's fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent" length? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris tritt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's about 48 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeit-Zone - Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeit-Zone - Witz" = maybe 44 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschafft. Lustig, einzigartig und voller Power." Let's count characters: I'll count precisely. String: Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie ein einziger Tritt eine neue Zeit-Zone erschafft. Lustig, einzigartig und voller Power. Count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: 1 E 2 i 3 n 4 (space) 5 k 6 l 7 a 8 s 9 s 10 i 11 c 12 h 13 e 14 r 15 (space) 16 C 17 h 18 u 19 c 20 k 21 (space) 22 N 23 o 24 r 25 r 26 i 27 s 28 (space) 29 W 30 i 31 t 32 z 33 , 34 (space) 35 d 36 e 37 r 38 (space) 39 z 40 e 41 i 42 t 43 , 44 (space) 45 w 46 i 47 e 48 (space) 49 e 50 i 51 n 52 (space) 53 e 54 i 55 n 56 z 57 i 58 g 59 e 60 r 61 (space) 62 T 63 r 64 i 65 t 66 t 67 (space) 68 e 69 i 70 n 71 e 72 (space) 73 n 74 e 75 u 76 e 77 (space) 78 Z 79 e 80 i 81 t 82 - 83 Z 84 o 85 n 86 e 87 (space) 88 e 89 r 90 s 91 c 92 h 93 a 94 f 95 t 96 . 97 (space) 98 L 99 u 100 s 101 t 102 i 103 g 104 , 105 (space)