We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide fields accordingly. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique, not repeating typical jokes. Avoid typical ones like "Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice." Must be unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number each time." That's maybe new. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara just by breathing." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his stare, and the code compiles instantly." That's unique. But must be in German. So joke_text in German: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer nur mit seinem Blick programmieren, und der Code kompiliert sofort." But need to be funny, classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann das Wetter umkehren, indem er einmal blinzelt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay but maybe too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's choose a simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und damit die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's unique. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bricht die Schwerkraft zusammen". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum while the Earth's gravity field bends around him". Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum, causing gravity to bend around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's 48 characters maybe. Meta description max 160 characters: "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum, der die Schwerkraft umkehrt. Lachen garantiert!" That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure each string is properly escaped if needed (quotes). Use double quotes. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Witz" length? Count: Der(3)+space=4, ultimative(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Kaugummi-Witz(13)=41. So 41 characters, fine. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bricht die Schwerkraft zusammen" length? Count: Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, kaut,(5)=23, space=24, bricht(6)=30, space=31, die(3)=34, space=35, Schwerkraft(11)=46, space=47, zusammen(8)=55. So 55 characters, fine. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count: Chuck(5)+space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, space=22, Witz(4)=26, space=27, – (dash with spaces?) we have space before dash? Actually we have space then dash then space? We wrote " – ". That's space dash space. So after Witz we have space=27, dash=28, space=29, Lustig(6)=35, space=36, &(1)=37, space=38, Einzigartig(12)=50. So 50 characters, fine. - meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein einmaliger Chuck Norris Witz über Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum, der die Schwerkraft umkehrt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: Ein(3)+space=4, einmaliger(10)=14, space=15, Chuck(5)=20, space=21, Norris(6)=27, space=28, Witz(4)=32, space=33, über(4)=37, space=38, Kaugummi(8)=46, space=47, aus(3)=50, space=51, dem(3)=54, space=52, Weltraum,(8)=60, space=61, der(3)=64, space=65, die(3)=68, space=6