We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be classic style, funny, ironic. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiswürfel zerschmelzen, wenn sie ihn anstarren." But must be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they want "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. For example: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a meteor into the sun". So we can put that scene description. We need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Make sure JSON fields are properly quoted, no extra text. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so stark abkühlen, dass selbst die Sonne im Inneren gefroren ist, und trotzdem genug Platz für ein ganzes Eisbergpaket hat." But must start with Chuck Norris. That's fine. Headline: maybe "Eisiger Kühlschrank-Wunder" Meme caption: "Wenn selbst die Sonne friert" Image prompt: need to describe scene: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a meteor into the sun, causing it to freeze, with the action hero in his 50s, reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, meteor flying, sun with icy crystals, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: "Chuck Norris friert die Sonne – Witz des Tages" Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris friert die Sonne – Witz des Tages" length? Count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)f15r16i17e18r19t20 (space21)d22i23e24 (space25)S26o27n28n29e30 (space31)–32 (space33)W34i35t36z37 (space37?) Actually need to recount precisely. Let's just keep under 60. It's likely under 60. Let's count: "Chuck Norris friert die Sonne – Witz des Tages". Count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "friert"6 =>19, space=20, "die"3 =>23, space=24, "Sonne"5 =>29, space=30, "–"1 =>31, space=32, "Witz"4 =>36, space=37, "des"3 =>40, space=41, "Tages"5 =>46. So 46 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst die Sonne friert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst die Sonne friert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's about 90 something, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure JSON fields are exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have 46, fine. meme_caption max 80 chars, we have maybe 30, fine. image_prompt must be English, includes scene. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a meteor into the sun, causing it to freeze". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a meteor into the sun, causing it to freeze. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, includes the scene. Now produce JSON. Check no extra fields. Provide exactly those keys. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick so stark abkühlen, dass selbst die Sonne im Inneren gefroren ist, und trotzdem genug Platz für ein ganzes Eisbergpaket hat.", "headline": "Eisiger Kühlschrank-Wunder", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst die Sonne friert", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a meteor into the sun, causing it to freeze. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris friert die Sonne – Witz des Tages", "meta_description": "Ein