We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from joke. Must be within constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and the universe still apologizes." But need to be unique. Let's think: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that brews itself while he sleeps. Or Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a sandwich that contains infinite layers, and each layer is a different dimension." That could be unique. But need to be in German. The joke_text should be the full joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich mit unendlich vielen Schichten zaubern, jede Schicht ist eine andere Dimension, und er isst ihn trotzdem in einem Bissen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Unendliche Sandwich-Dimensionen". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Sandwich macht, bricht das Universum zusammen." That's 58 chars. Image prompt: English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "holding an infinite sandwich that stretches into a multicolored vortex". Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "holding an infinite sandwich that stretches into a multicolored vortex". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding an infinite sandwich that stretches into a multicolored vortex. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the description. Should be English. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Witz: Unendliche Dimensionen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Witz: Unendliche Dimensionen" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Sandwich-Witz:(13?) Actually "Sandwich-Witz:" is 13 inc space? Let's just approximate: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Witz: Unendliche Dimensionen" length maybe 48. Should be okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Sandwich mit unendlich vielen Dimensionen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Sandwich mit unendlich vielen Dimensionen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Must be valid JSON. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count "Unendliche Sandwich-Dimensionen" length: characters: U(1)n2d3e4n5d6i7e8 (8) space9 S10a11n12d13w14i15c16h17-18D19i20m21e22n23s24i25o26n27e28n29. That's 29 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Sandwich macht, bricht das Universum zusammen." Count: Let's count: Wenn(4) space5 Chuck(11) space12 Norris(18) space19 einen(24) space25 Sandwich(33) space34 macht,(41) space42 bricht(48) space49 das(52) space53 Universum(61) space62 zusammen.(71). That's 71 characters, okay. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Witz: Unendliche Dimensionen" length? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Sandwich-Witz: Unendliche Dimensionen". Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 S14 a15 n16 d17 w18 i19 c20 h21 -22 W23 i24 t25 z26 :27 space28 U29 n30 e31 n32 d33 i34 c35 h36 e37 space38 D39 i40 m41 e42 n43 s44 i45 o46 n47 e48 n49. That's 49 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: Let's count: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über ein Sandwich mit unendlich vielen Dimensionen – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count precisely: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 u6 r7 z8 e9 ,10 space11 i12 r13 o14 n15 i16 s17 c18 h19 e20 r20? Actually need systematic count. Let's approximate length: It's likely under 160. Let's