We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline (max 80 chars). Meme caption (max 80 chars). Image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and [specific scene from the joke]. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. We must be careful about length constraints. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe not unique. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire US grid for a week." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle across the Atlantic." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' into a worldwide pandemic with a single keystroke." That's techy. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by blinking." That's classic. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's typical but maybe okay. We need to avoid repeating known jokes. Let's produce a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink." That's a bit dark but not about real suffering. It's fictional. But we need to keep it funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a pizza that, when eaten, grants the eater the ability to understand every programming language instantly." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can write a bestselling novel using only the blood of his enemies as ink." That's okay. Now we need to embed a specific scene for the image prompt. The scene should be something like "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that splits the American flag in half, causing eagles to fly out". Or "Chuck Norris standing on a mountain of broken keyboards, typing with one finger while a thunderstorm rages". Let's pick something that fits the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris typing on a keyboard made of melted swords, causing sparks that form a new continent". Hmm. Better: For the joke about writing a novel with blood as ink, the scene could be "Chuck Norris dipping a quill made of a dragon's tooth into a pool of crimson ink, writing on a parchment that glows with runes". That can be described. But the image prompt must be in English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and [specific scene from the joke]. So we need to embed the scene. Let's craft the image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding a quill made of a dragon's tooth, dripping blood-red ink onto an ancient parchment that glows with mystical runes, background of an American flag waving dramatically, dramatic cinematic lighting." But we need to keep it as a single string, no extra text. Must be English. Must not include any text or captions. It can include the scene. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schreibt mit Blut – ein epischer Roman". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Roman schreibt, wird die Welt zum Bestseller". That's within 80. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Roman mit Blut – Witz & Meme". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Bestseller mit Blut als Tinte schreibt – humorvoll, episch und perfekt für Memes." That's maybe 150. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no trailing commas. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris schreibt mit Blut – ein epischer Roman". Count characters including spaces: Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)s14c15h16r17e18i19t20 (space21)m22i23t24 (space25)B26l27u28t29 (space30)–31 (space32)e33i34n35 (space36)e37p38i39s40c41h42e43r44 (space45)R46o47m48a49n50. That's 50 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Roman schreibt, wird die Welt zum Bestseller". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i15s16 (space17)e18i19n20e21n22 (space23)R24o25m26a27n28 (space29)s30c3