We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing specific scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be English. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to bark, and the cat gave him a lecture on quantum physics." But must be classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel, and the calendar surrendered after realizing it only had 365 days left." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do push-ups, and the snowman melted from the effort." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowman to do push-ups, and the snowman melted from the effort." That's funny. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Schneemann: Der ultimative Push-Up-Fail". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneemann: Der ultimative Push-Up-Fail" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneemann: Der ultimative Push-Up-Fail" = 48? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 .16 space17 S18 c19 h20 n21 e22 i23 m24 a25 n26 n27 :28 space29 D30 e31 r32 space33 u34 l35 t36 i37 m38 a39 t40 i41 v42 e43 space44 P45 u46 s47 h48 -49 U50 p51 -52 F53 a54 i55 l56. So 56 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst der Schneemann den Push-Up-Test nicht schafft." Count: length? "Wenn selbst der Schneemann den Push-Up-Test nicht schafft." That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 a9 c10 h10? Actually let's just keep under 80. We'll craft: "Selbst der Schneemann gibt beim Push-Up-Test auf." That's 44 characters. Image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing next to a half-melted snowman doing push-ups, snow droplets flying, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene. So we can write: "Chuck Norris challenging a melting snowman to do push-ups". So final prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris challenging a melting snowman to do push-ups. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Schneemann: Push-Up-Melt". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Schneemann: Push-Up-Melt" length? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 .16 space17 S18 c19 h20 n21 e22 e23 m24 a25 n26 n27 :28 space29 P30 u31 s32 h33 -34 U35 p36 -37 M38 e39 l40 t41. That's 41 characters, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneemann beim Push-Up-Test schmilzt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneemann beim Push-Up-Test schmilzt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's maybe 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with those fields. Make sure meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. Let's count meta_description length precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneemann beim Push-Up-Test schmilzt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters including spaces: Let's count precisely. String: E i n (3) space (4) k l a s s i s c h e r (13?) Let's just approximate but likely under 160. Let's count more systematically: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Schneemann beim Push-Up-Test schmilzt – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." I'll count: 1 E