We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Ensure JSON format only, no extra text. Must not use markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to understand sarcasm, but only if the computer first bows to him." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire internet for a week." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously delivering a roundhouse kick that rearranges the universe's gravity." That's too long. We need a concise joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by passing through it." That's unique. Let's craft full joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by passing through it, causing every clock in the world to reset at exactly 13:37." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Zeitzonen-Umwälzung durch Roundhouse-Kick". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris die Uhrzeit ändert, tickt die Welt neu." That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that ripples through a clock tower, causing clocks to spin and display 13:37". Must include the scene. Meta title <=60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit Kicks". Count characters: "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit Kicks" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, schafft(6)=19, space=20, neue(4)=24, space=25, Zeitzone(8)=33, space=34, mit(3)=37, space=38, Kicks(5)=43. So 43 chars, okay. Meta description <=160 chars: something like "Chuck Norris erzeugt mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick eine neue Zeitzone, die die Weltuhren auf 13:37 stellt – ein klassischer Internet-Mythos." Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Zeitzonen-Umwälzung durch Roundhouse-Kick" length: Zeitzonen-Umwälzung (18?) Let's count precisely: Z(1) e2 i3 t4 z5 o6 n7 - (8) U9 m10 w11 ä12 l13 z14 o15 n16 g17 (space?) Actually there is no space? The string includes hyphen. Let's count characters including hyphen and spaces. "Zeitzonen-Umwälzung durch Roundhouse-Kick". Count: Z1 e2 i3 t4 z5 o6 n7 -8 U9 m10 w11 ä12 l13 z14 o15 n16 g17 (space?) Actually there is a space after? The string is "Zeitzonen-Umwälzung durch Roundhouse-Kick". There's a space before "durch". So after "Umwälzung" there is a space. Let's count: "Zeitzonen-Umwälzung" length 17? Let's recount: Z1 e2 i3 t4 z5 o6 n7 -8 U9 m10 w11 ä12 l13 z14 o15 n16 g17. Then space 18. "durch" 5 letters => 23. space 24. "Roundhouse-Kick" length? R1 o2 u3 n4 d5 h6 o7 u8 s9 e10 -11 K12 i13 c14 k15 => 15 characters. So total 24+15=39. So headline length ~39, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris die Uhrzeit ändert, tickt die Welt neu." Count: Let's count characters: W1 e2 n3 (space4) C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 (space10) N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 (space17) d18 i19 e20 (space21) U22 r23 c24 h25 t26 e27 n28 d29 (space30) d31 i32 e33 (space34) U35 h36 r37 e38 i39 s40 t41 ,42 (space43) t44 i45 c46 k47 t48 (space49) d50 i51 e52 (space53) W54 e55 l56 t57 (space58) n59 e60 u61 .62 So 62 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene. Provide hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So