We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's a known one, but we need unique. Let's think of a new one: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." But must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can hear the sound of a whisper from 10,000 miles away, and it's always 'Your mom'." That's maybe not appropriate. We need classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Something like: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and use it as a paperweight." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that brews itself while he sleeps, and the coffee is so strong it powers the entire US grid for a day." That's okay. But we need to embed "Chuck Norris" at start or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris can sneeze so hard that the resulting shockwave rewrites the laws of physics, causing all calculators to display '42'." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel, and after winning, he added an extra day called 'Norrisday' that repeats forever." That's unique. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris challenged a calendar to a duel, and after winning he added an extra day called 'Norrisday' that repeats forever, making every year 366 days long." But need to be funny and classic. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, so whenever he kicks, the world gains an extra hour." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke text. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a meteor so hard that it becomes a new moon, and the moon now orbits Earth on a schedule he dictates." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris fügt dem Kalender eine neue Tag hinzu". Must be <=80 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris fügt dem Kalender eine neue Tag hinzu" length? Let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)f14ü15g16t17 (space18)d19e20m21 (space22)K23a24l25e26n27d28e29r30 (space31)e32i33n34e35 (space36)n37e38u39e40 (space41)T42a43g44 (space45)h46i47n48z49u50g50. That's 50 characters approx, okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris fügt dem Kalender einen extra Tag hinzu". Count: "Chuck Norris fügt dem Kalender einen extra Tag hinzu". That's okay. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender kickt – jetzt gibt's 'Norrisday'!" That's within 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris kicks a meteor that becomes a new moon". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to a meteor that transforms into a glowing new moon, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris erfand 'Norrisday' – Der ultimative Kalender-Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erfand 'Norrisday' – Der ultimative Kalender-Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15f16a17n18d19 (space20)'21N22o23r24r25i26s27d28a29y30'31 (space32)–33 (space34)D35e36r37 (space38)u39l40t41i42m43a44t45i46v47e48 (space49)K50a51l52e53n54d55e56r57-58W59i60t61z62. That's 62 characters, exceeds 60. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris erfand 'Norrisday' – Kalender-Witz". Count: "Chuck Norris erfand 'Norrisday' – Kalender-Witz". Count characters: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15f16a17n18d19 (space20)'21N22o23r24r2