We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. image_prompt must be English description for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. Must be English. Must not include text or captions. Must be within quotes? They want the JSON fields as strings. So image_prompt should be a string containing that description, with the scene inserted. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to code, and the cat ended up writing a better program than him." But must start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the GPS still can't find it." That's typical. But need uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest, and the mountain now serves as his personal weight‑lifting bench." That's okay. But must be in German. So the joke_text should be German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur einen einzigen Blick wirft." That's okay but maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaugummi zu kauen, aber der Kaugummi hat sich entschieden, ihn zu kauen." That's weird. We need something classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's classic. Let's adapt: "Chuck Norris kann eine Drehflügeltür zerschlagen, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Finger darauf tippt." That's okay. But must be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren gebracht, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Rundtritt anvisierte." That's creative. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die gesamte Winterolympiade in ein einzelnes Stück Eis verwandelte." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so stark machen, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 10 Jahre verzögert." Hmm. We need a clear punchline. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen, und das Ergebnis ist immer ein Vollmond." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen Kometen macht, der den Mond umkreist." That's creative. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Planeten erschafft, den er dann als eigenen Satelliten nutzt." That's too long. Let's keep it concise but funny: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen neuen Mond macht, den er dann als Trophäe aufhängt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich so stark zerschneiden, dass die Scheiben zu einem Schwert werden, das er benutzt, um die Zeit zu stoppen." That's creative. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich so stark zerschneiden, dass die Brotscheiben zu einer Brücke werden, über die er die Schwerkraft überlistet." Hmm. Let's pick a clear scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus zum Tanzen gebracht, indem er ihn nur anblickte." That's simple. But we need to embed a specific scene for the image prompt. The scene should be something like "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cactus into a dancing pose" or "Chuck Norris makes a cactus dance". So the image prompt should include that scene. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm nur einen einzigen Blick zuwirft." That's a joke. Now we need to embed a specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a cactus, causing it to dance". So the image prompt should include that scene. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, plus the specific scene from the joke, plus "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm nur einen einzigen Blick zuwirft." That's 71 characters? Let's count: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihm nur einen einzigen Blick zuwirft." That's about 84? Let's count precisely: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 kann(4)=17 space=18 einen(5)=23 space=24 Kaktus(6)=30 space