We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repeats, be unique. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must not be offensive. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide them accordingly. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole." That's also known. Need something unique. Let's think of a new unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." Need to ensure uniqueness. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a perfect cup of coffee by staring at it." That's known? Not exactly. Could be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon." That's also known? Might be similar. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light to green just by winking." That's unique. Make sure it's in German and starts with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text must be the full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph. Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Supercomputer verwandeln." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sturm mit einem einzigen Fingerzeig umleiten, sodass er nur noch Regen aus Schokolade bringt." That's whimsical. But must be unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Flusssystem verwandeln, das nur noch aus Goldschimmerwasser besteht." That's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lenkt den Regenbogen zum Goldschimmerwasser". Count characters: let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris lenkt den Regenbogen zum Goldschimmerwasser" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lenkt(5)=18, space=19, den(3)=22, space=23, Regenbogen(10)=33, space=34, zum(3)=37, space=38, Goldschimmerwasser(16)=54. So 54 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Goldener Regenbogen, nur Chuck Norris kann das!" That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris performs a roundhouse kick that transforms a rainbow into a golden river of sparkling water. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to embed specific scene from the joke: "transforms a rainbow into a golden river of sparkling water". So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Goldwasser". Count: Chuck(5)+space=6+Norris(6)=12+space=13+verwandelt(9)=22+space=23+Regenbogen(10)=33+space=34+in(2)=36+space=37+Goldwasser(9)=46. That's 46 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er einen Regenbogen in goldschimmerndes Wasser verwandelt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count roughly: length maybe ~130, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Provide just JSON. Check fields: - joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Must mention Chuck Norris. Provide full joke. - headline: max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English, includes scene. - meta_title: max 60 chars. - meta_description: max 160 chars. All must be within limits. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Flusssystem verwandeln, das nur noch aus Goldschimmerwasser besteht." Check length? Not required but okay. headline: "Chuck Norris lenkt den Regenbogen zum Goldschimmerwasser" Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lenkt den Regenbogen zum Goldschimmerwasser" Characters count including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 e15 n16 k17 t18 (space19) d20 e21 n22 (space23) R24 e25 g26 e27 n28 b29 o30 g31 e32 n33 (space34) z35 u36 m37 (space38) G39 o40 l41 d42 s43 c44 h45 i46 m47 m48 e49 r50 w51 a52 s53 s54 e55 r56 So 56 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Goldener Regenbogen – nur Chuck Norris macht das!" Count: let's count: G1 o2 l3 d4 e5 r6 (space7) R8 e9 g10 e11 n8 b9 o10 g11 e12 n13 (space14) –15 (space16) n17 u18 r19 (space20) C21 h22 u23 c24 k25 (space26) N27 o28 r29 r30 i31 s32 (space33) m34 a35 c36 h37 t38 (space39) d40 a41 s42 !43. That's 43 characters, okay. image_prompt: Must be English, include scene. Let's craft: