We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [specific scene from the joke]. Also include "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen." But need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity. Let's think. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern." That's unique? Might be similar to existing jokes about weather. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne die Tür zu berühren, indem er nur mit seinem Bart die Kälte umleitet." That might be too similar. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem beliebigen Ort der Erde in weniger als einer Sekunde zurück in den Mund ziehen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris can make a coffee brew itself by just staring at the beans. Or Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot by blinking twice. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Finger berühren und dabei die Farben neu ordnen, sodass sie die Lösung aller Rätsel enthüllen." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann die Zeit anhalten, indem er einfach einen einzigen Bartstrich zieht." That might be similar to existing jokes about time. Let's craft something about his legendary beard controlling gravity: "Chuck Norris kann die Schwerkraft umkehren, indem er nur mit seinem Bart einen Knoten macht." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: Exaggerated abilities, often about being unstoppable, invincible, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus einem beliebigen Punkt des Universums in weniger als einer Sekunde zurück in den Mund ziehen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's okay. But we need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: "Chuck Norris draws a single line in the air that stops a meteor". Or "Chuck Norris lifts a mountain with his pinky while sipping coffee". Let's decide on a scene: He is standing on a mountain, holding a coffee mug, and the mountain lifts itself because he sneezes. Or he is holding a microphone and the crowd spontaneously starts chanting his name. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by just looking at it, causing an entire winter to disappear." Hmm. Let's pick a scene: "Chuck Norris uses his beard to tie a knot around a skyscraper, causing it to bend like a rubber band." That's visual. But image_prompt must be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the scene description after the description of the hero. For example: "Chuck Norris, with a single finger, bends a skyscraper like a twig". But we need to keep it in English. Let's craft the joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern." But that might be too similar to existing jokes about weather. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne die Tür zu berühren, indem er nur mit seinem Bart die Kälte umleitet." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick neu malen, sodass er die Antwort auf jede Frage enthält." That's unique. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Blick neu malen, sodass er die Antwort auf jede Frage enthält." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen, der Antworten enthält". That's within 80 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars): "Wenn der Regenbogen die Lösung liefert". That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hero with specifics and the scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris, with a single glance, paints a rainbow across the sky that spells out the answer to any question. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure to include the scene: "paints a rainbow across the sky that spells out the answer to any question". That is the specific scene. Meta title (max 60 chars): "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen mit Antworten". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta description (max 160 chars): "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über einen Regenbogen, der die Antworten auf alle Fragen enthält – perfekt für Memes und mehr." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code fences. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check lengths: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris malt Regenbogen, der Antworten enthält". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)m15a16l17t18 (space19)R20e21g22e23n24b25o26g27, (comma)28 (space) d29e30r31 (space)A32n33s34w35e36r37e