We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, cliches. Provide unique scenario. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We must not use markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überfordern." That's maybe too generic. Need unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad senken konnte – und das ohne Eisdielen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat gestern einen Marathon gelaufen – und zwar rückwärts, während er einen Elefanten auf den Schultern trug. Am Ende gewann er nicht nur das Rennen, sondern auch das Elefanten‑Abzeichen für Mut." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft in einem 10‑Kilometer‑Umkreis für 5 Sekunden auf null setzte – und danach die Welt um 3 Uhr morgens geweckt, weil er keinen Schlaf braucht." Might be okay. But need to be concise but still a full joke text. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat gestern einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er das Eis im Nordpol schmelzen ließ – und dann den Schmelzwasser‑Stau mit einem einzigen Blick beseitigte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenschirm erfunden, der nicht nur Regen, sondern auch schlechte Laune abweist – und er hat ihn benutzt, um die Wettervorhersage zu überholen, indem er einfach die Sonne zum Lächeln brachte." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But we need a unique scenario. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der so perfekt war, dass das Schachbrett selbst aufstand und ihm Applaus spendete – und dann gewann er das Spiel, indem er den König in einen Drachen verwandelte." That's whimsical. But must be funny and typical. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft in einem 10‑Kilometer‑Umkreis für fünf Sekunden auf null setzte – und danach die Welt um 3 Uhr morgens geweckt, weil er keinen Schlaf braucht." Check length? Not limited. Must be unique. Now headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Der Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft ausschaltete". That's 38 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, zittert die Schwerkraft". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Specific scene from the joke]. Must include that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is holding a massive pink bubble‑gum, blowing a bubble that expands to cover a city skyline, while gravity waves ripple around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Include [Specific scene from the joke] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? They wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So we should include the scene: "He is holding a massive pink bubble‑gum, blowing a bubble that expands to cover a city skyline, while gravity waves ripple around him." That is the specific scene. So we can embed that directly, not as placeholder. The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a prompt that includes that description, ending with the rest. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is holding a massive pink bubble‑gum and blowing a bubble that expands to cover a city skyline, causing gravity to reverse for a few seconds. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That includes the scene. Now meta_title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Schwerkraft-Witz". That's 38 characters. Meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft für Sekunden aufhebt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft für Sekunden aufhebt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 119 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Provide plain JSON. Make sure headline <=80 characters. Let's count: "Der Kaugummi, der die Schwerkraft ausschaltete" length: count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 K5 a6 u7 g8 u