We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide a unique scenario. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure joke_text is the full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph that starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the result is a perfectly balanced equation that makes mathematicians weep with joy." That's a known one? Might be known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a GPS to a race, and now the satellite system only gives directions in riddles because it can't handle his sense of direction." That might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the entire internet's meme department." That's maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris once stared at a blank wall for 10 minutes, and the wall immediately wrote a bestselling novel about his existential crisis." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a chameleon, and the chameleon surrendered, declaring him the ultimate master of camouflage." Might be okay. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake without an oven; the cake rose so high it became a new mountain, and the world now calls it 'Mount Chuck.'" That's unique. But need to be classic: maybe referencing his beard, his beard can cause storms. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick in the vacuum of space; the stick snapped, and now the universe expands a little faster to accommodate his ego." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a thunderstorm to a dance-off; the storm surrendered and now only rains confetti whenever he walks by." That could be unique. But need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do push-ups; the fish now runs a global fitness empire and charges membership fees in bubbles." That's unique. But must be in German. So we need to translate the joke text into German, but still start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einem Goldfisch Liegestütze beizubringen; der Fisch gründete inzwischen ein globales Fitness-Imperium und verlangt Mitgliedsgebühren in Bläschen." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. That seems okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der goldene Fisch". That's 23 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn ein Goldfisch mehr Gewicht hat als dein Bankkonto". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish to do push-ups in a futuristic gym, goldfish wearing tiny weightlifting gloves, surrounded by bubbles". Must include that. Need to keep within description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: "teaching a goldfish to do push-ups in a high-tech gym, goldfish wearing tiny weightlifting gloves, bubbles floating". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a goldfish to do push-ups in a futuristic gym, goldfish wearing tiny weightlifting gloves, bubbles floating around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Goldfisch Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Goldfisch(9)=22, space=23, Witz(4)=27, space=28, – (dash) maybe 1=29, space=30, Lustig(6)=36, space=37, &(1)=38, space=39, Einzigartig(11)=50. So 50 characters, okay. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Goldfisch, der ein Fitness-Imperium gründet – humorvoll, clever und völlig unverbraucht!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen Goldfisch, der ein Fitness-Imperium gründet – humorvoll, clever und völlig unverbraucht!" Let's count: Entdecke(8) space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, ultimativen(11)=24, space=25, Chuck(5)=30, space=31, Norris(6)=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42, space=43, über(4)=47, space=48, einen(5)=53, space=54, Goldfisch,(9 inc comma?) Actually "Goldfisch," is 9 inc comma, so 63, space=64, der(3)=67, space=68, ein(3)=71, space=72, Fitness-Imperium(15 inc