We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square". Or "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest against a statue". Must be unique. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in einen Quadrat verwandeln, indem er einfach die Regeln der Geometrie neu definiert – und niemand wagt, ihm zu widersprechen." But must start with "Chuck Norris". It can mention him later. It must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris definiert Geometrie neu". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: up to 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst die Pi Angst vor ihm hat". That's 33 chars. image_prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be English. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing confidently in front of a chalkboard where he draws a perfect square inside a circle, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's within prompt length? Not specified limit, just English prompt. meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Geometrie brechen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Geometrie brechen – Witz" = 44? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Geometrie(9)=28, space=29, brechen(7)=36, space=37, –(1?) Actually dash counts, but okay. Let's keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris bricht Geometrie – Lacher". That's 38. meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er selbst die Geometrie neu definiert – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er selbst die Geometrie neu definiert – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check uniqueness: Avoid typical jokes like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Use unique scenario: making a circle into a square. That's somewhat known but we can phrase uniquely. Make sure no similar phrasing to existing jokes. Use "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreis in ein Quadrat verwandeln, indem er die Regeln der Geometrie neu definiert – und niemand wagt, ihm zu widersprechen." That's unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. "Chuck Norris definiert Geometrie neu" length: count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 definiert(8)=21 space=22 Geometrie(9)=31 space=32 neu(3)=35. So 35 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst die Pi Angst vor ihm hat" length: Wenn(4) space=5 selbst(6)=11 space=12 die(3)=15 space=16 Pi(2)=18 space=19 Angst(5)=24 space=25 vor(3)=28 space=29 ihm(3)=32 space=33 hat(3)=36. So 36 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris bricht Geometrie – Lacher" length: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 bricht(6)=19 space=20 Geometrie(9)=29 space=30 –(1?) Actually dash counts as char, but okay. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris bricht Geometrie – Lacher". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 b14 r15 i16 c17 h18 t19 space20 G21 e22 o23 m24 e25 t26 r27 i28 e29 space30 –31 space32 L33 a34 c35 h36 e37 r38. So 38 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, der zeigt, wie er selbst die Geometrie neu definiert – humorvoll, ironisch und völlig absurd." Count roughly: Let's count precisely: E1 i2 n3 space4 k5 u6 r7 z8 e9 ,10 space11 k12 l13 a14 s15 s16 i17 s18 c19 h20 e21 r22 space23 C24 h25 u26 c27 k28 space29 N30 o31 r32 r33 i34 s35 space36 W37 i38 t39 z40 ,41 space42 d43 e44 r45 space46 s47 h48 o49 w50 space51 e52 r53 space54 s55 e56 l57 b58 space59 d60