We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely English? But they said SEO Title and Description; could be English but okay. Must be within character limits: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. The joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. We must ensure no duplicate formatting. Provide fields exactly as given. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Befehl zum Schweigen bringt." That's a bit long but okay. But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Thermostat brauchte, um nicht zu frieren." That's okay but maybe not classic. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Daumenkrieg einen Tornado zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn mit einem Fingerzeig zum Walzer zwingt." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil er glaubt, er sei ein Eiscreme-Sundae." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's think of something about his beard or his legendary status. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen neuen Kontinent formte, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren, sodass sie sich selbst beugt, um ihn zu ehren." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so schnell gefüllt, dass er die gesamte Erde in Eis legte, nur um einen Snack zu haben." Hmm. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Befehl zum Schweigen bringt." That's okay but maybe too similar to known jokes about "Chuck Norris can make the internet stop". Might be okay but risk duplication. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil er glaubt, er sei ein Eiscreme-Sundae." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil er glaubt, er sei ein Eiscreme-Sundae." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Schneemann-Sundae-Trick". That's short. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann sieht, denkt er an Eiscreme." That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing in front of a melting snowman made of ice cream, holding a sundae". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing beside a melting snowman that looks like an ice cream sundae, with an American flag backdrop, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Schneemann-Sundae Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Schneemann-Sundae Witz – Lustig & Einzigartig". That's maybe 58? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Schneemann-Sundae(15?) Actually "Schneemann-Sundae" is 15 inc hyphen? Let's count precisely: S(1)c2h3n4e5e6m7a8n9n10-(11)S12u13n14d15a16e17 => 17? Let's just approximate. Might be okay under 60. Let's craft shorter: "Chuck Norris Schneemann-Sundae Witz". That's 30 characters approx. Good. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneemann, der zum Eiscreme-Sundae wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneemann, der zum Eiscreme-Sundae wird – humorvoll, einzigartig und perfekt für Memes." That's maybe ~130. Good. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Der Schneemann-Sundae-Trick" length: count characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 S5 c6 h7 n8 e9 e10 m11 a12 n13 n14 -(15) S16 u17 n18 d19 a20 e21 -(22) T23 r24 i25 c26 k27 => 27 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann sieht, denkt er an Eiscreme." Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k9 space10 N11 o12 r13 r14 i15 s16 space17 e18 i19 n