We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent". Or "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain and then make it disappear". Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline up to 80 chars. Meme caption up to 80 chars. Image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that in image_prompt field. Make sure meta_title <=60 characters. meta_description <=160 characters. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the laws of physics by simply blinking his left eye, causing gravity to reverse for a single coffee break." But must be unique. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone just by kicking a clock." That might be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a single sneeze into a hurricane that only affects his own beard." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube faster than the universe takes to expand, and then use the solved cube as a coaster for his coffee." That's a bit long but okay. We need to keep it concise but funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and then politely ask the newly formed land for a coffee." But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can create a new continent with a single roundhouse kick and then politely ask it for a coffee." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent mit einem Kicks". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kicks setzt, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent – und er bestellt Kaffee." Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: Must start with the given description and then add specific scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "erhält einen Kaffeebecher von einer neu entstandenen Insel, die gerade aus dem Boden schießt". So the full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris creates a new continent with a roundhouse kick and offers it a coffee, the newborn land rises from the sea with a steaming cup in hand. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent – Witz des Tages". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent – Witz des Tages". That's 48 characters? Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)K22o23n24t25i26n27e28n29t30 (space31)–32 (space33)W34i35t36z37 (space38)d39e40s41 (space42)T43ä44g45e46s47. That's 47 characters, within 60. Meta description: up to 160 characters. Something like: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schafft mit einem einzigen Kicks einen neuen Kontinent und bietet ihm sofort Kaffee an. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz: Er schafft mit einem einzigen Kicks einen neuen Kontinent und bietet ihm sofort Kaffee an. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text: must be the full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: max 80 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt as described. meta_title: <=60 chars. meta_description: <=160 chars. Now produce JSON. Check no markdown. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen und diesem dann sofort einen Kaffee anbieten." That's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent und serviert Kaffee" Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kontinent und serviert Kaffee" length? Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15s16c17h18f19t20 (space21)K22o23n24t25i26n27e28n29t30 (space31)u32n33d34 (space35)s36e37r38v39i40e41r42t43 (space44)K45a46f47f48e49i50. That's 50 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt