We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add [Specific scene from the joke] placeholder? Actually they said: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that with a specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a scene description in brackets? Probably we replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something like "holding a roundhouse kick that shatters a meteor". Must be in English. So image_prompt should be a string that includes that description. We also need meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Server mit einem einzigen Fingerzeig neu startet." That's maybe too generic. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass selbst die Arktis einen Handschlag gebraucht hat, um nicht zu frieren." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 3 Grad reduziert hat, indem er ihn einfach anblickend schmolz." Not great. We need something classic: Chuck Norris can divide by zero. But we need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Mathelehrer gefragt, was 0! ist, und der Lehrer antwortete: 'Das ist die Anzahl der Male, die du schon verloren hast, aber du hast es nie bemerkt.'" Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kalender mit 366 Tagen erfunden, weil er wusste, dass die Welt eine zusätzliche Stunde braucht, um seine Legende zu würdigen." Hmm. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Or "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Computer virus geschrieben, der so stark war, dass er die Viren selbst zum Schweigen brachte, weil er Angst hatte, von ihm entdeckt zu werden." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" and be a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um drei Grad senken konnte, indem er ihn einfach anblickend schmelzen ließ." But that might be weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden auf null setzte, und niemand bemerkte, dass ihre Schuhe plötzlich an der Decke klebten." That's fun. But need to be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is common. Maybe we can do something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". That's common too. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". Hmm. Let's craft a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Mondlicht zu bündeln, und daraus einen Kaffee getrunken, der so stark war, dass er die Erde für 24 Stunden zum Schweigen brachte." That's weird but okay. We need to embed a specific scene for image_prompt: maybe "holding a laser pointer that creates a beam of coffee steam over the Earth". Let's phrase: "holding a laser pointer that concentrates moonlight into a steaming coffee cup over the Earth". Or "standing on a mountain, holding a laser pointer that creates a glowing coffee cup in the sky". Let's craft the joke_text: Must be a full joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Mondlicht zu bündeln, und daraus einen Kaffee getrunken, der so stark war, dass er die Erde für 24 Stunden zum Schweigen brachte." That's a joke. It starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Kaffee des Allmächtigen". That's 19 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaffee braut, schmilzt die Erde". That's 38 chars. Image_prompt: Must be English, start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to replace [Specific scene from the joke] with a description of the scene: maybe "holding a laser pointer that concentrates moonlight into a steaming coffee cup hovering over the Earth". Let's phrase: "holding a laser pointer that concentrates moonlight into a steaming coffee cup hovering over the Earth". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. holding a laser pointer that concentrates moonlight into a steaming coffee cup hovering over the Earth. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. Meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Legende – Witz & Meme". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Legende – Witz & Meme" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 Kaffee-Legende(13)=26