We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So joke_text should be German. headline likely also German but can be short. meme_caption also German. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must not include text or captions in image. Provide meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need a scene described. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse so hard that it gave birth to a unicorn." But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal work through stone walls just by breathing." Hmm. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Not. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a roundabout into a portal to the past just by staring at it." That could be described. We need to embed specific scene in image_prompt: e.g., "Chuck Norris standing in a medieval tavern, holding a glowing sword, causing the candles to flicker and the patrons to bow." Something like that. But must be specific scene from the joke. So the joke text should describe a scene that can be visualized. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking at it." That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by tapping it." Not. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake land on his nose without ever touching the ground." Hmm. Let's think of something more unique: "Chuck Norris can make a rubber duck sink in a swimming pool just by staring at it." Not. We need a scene that can be described: maybe Chuck Norris is riding a unicycle across a frozen lake while the ice forms a perfect map of the world behind him. But need to be classic Chuck Norris: He can do impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundabout spin backwards just by stepping on it." That's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt into a puddle of lava just by looking at it." That could be visualized: Chuck Norris standing in a winter landscape, eyes glowing, snowman turning into lava. Ok, let's write joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt into lava just by staring at it." That's a bit weird but okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear by simply blinking." That's common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it with his finger." That could be visualized: Chuck Norris tapping a giant calendar, causing the month to vanish, leaving a blank space that glows. Let's craft a more vivid scene: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it with his finger, causing the pages to flip backwards and the missing month to appear as a glowing hole in the sky." That could be described. But we need to keep joke_text relatively short but comedic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by tapping it with his finger, causing the missing month to appear as a glowing hole in the sky." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender verschwinden". That's German, 27 chars. Meme caption: also German, max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender berührt, verschwindet der Monat." That's okay. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene: e.g., "Chuck Norris taps a massive ancient calendar with his finger, causing a glowing hole in the sky where the missing month swirls." So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris taps a massive ancient calendar with his finger, causing a glowing hole in the sky where the missing month swirls. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender verschwinden – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender verschwinden – Witz" = let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, Kalender(8)=27, space=28, verschwinden(11)=39, space=40, –(1?) actually dash with spaces? we have space before dash? we have space then dash then space? We'll keep simple: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender verschwinden – Witz". That's 41 characters maybe. Should be under 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem er mit einem Finger einen Monat aus dem Kalender verschwinden lässt – humorvoll und einzigartig." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeats, unique. Should be okay. Now produce final JSON with fields exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON strings need to be quoted, but we can include quotes inside? The joke_text may contain quotes? It shouldn't. Use plain text. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger einen Monat aus dem Kalender verschwinden lassen, sodass ein leuchtender Himmello