We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be creative, surprising, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke style. We need to ensure each field meets length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, or about his beard being a separate entity, or about his ability to divide by zero. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with himself, and the universe had to reboot to decide the winner." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris" directly. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock‑paper‑scissors with himself, and the universe had to reboot to decide the winner." That's okay. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Rock-Paper-Scissors-Showdown". That's within 80. Meme_caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst das Universum neu starten muss." That's 38 characters. Image_prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris sitting at a cosmic table playing rock-paper-scissors with a glowing holographic version of himself, the universe's code flickering around. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to ensure it's within reasonable length but not too long. It's okay. Meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. das Universum: Rock-Paper-Scissors". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris vs. das Universum: Rock-Paper-Scissors" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, das(3)=20, space=21, Universum:(9 inc colon?) Actually "Universum:" is 9 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Universum:" 9 characters (U=1,...). So 21+9=30, space=31, Rock-Paper-Scissors (17 inc hyphens?) Let's count: R1 o2 c3 k4 -5 P6 a7 p8 e9 r10 -11 S12 c13 i14 s15 s16 o17 r18 s19. So 19? Actually "Rock-Paper-Scissors" length 17? Let's recount: R1 o2 c3 k4 -5 P6 a7 p8 e9 r10 -11 S12 c13 i14 s15 s16 o17 r18 s19. That's 19 characters. So total 31+19=50. So within 60. Good. Meta_description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem das Universum neu starten muss, um den Gewinner von Rock-Paper-Scissors zu bestimmen." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem das Universum neu starten muss, um den Gewinner von Rock-Paper-Scissors zu bestimmen." That's about 124 characters, okay. Now ensure no duplication with existing jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified. Make sure JSON keys are exactly: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide values as strings. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der ultimative Rock-Paper-Scissors-Showdown". Count: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 l6 t7 i8 m9 a10 t11 e12 space13 R14 o15 c16 k17 -18 P19 a20 p21 e22 r23 -24 S25 c26 i27 s28 s29 o30 r31 s32 -33 S33 h34 o35 w36 d37 o38 w39 n40. That's 40 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst das Universum neu starten muss." Count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 space9 d10 a11 s12 space13 U14 n15 i16 v17 e18 r19 s20 e21 space22 n23 e24 u25 space26 s27 t28 a29 r30 t31 e31 n32 space33 m34 u35 s36 .37 That's 37 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. We have "Chuck Norris vs. das Universum: Rock-Paper-Scissors". Count characters including spaces: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris vs. das Universum: Rock-Paper-Scissors". Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 v14 s15 .16 space17 d18 a19 s20 space21 U22 n23 i24 v25 e26 r27 s28 u29 m30 :31 space32 R33 o34 c35 k36 -37 P38 a39 p40 e41 r42 -43 S44 c45 i46 s47 s48 o49 r50 s51. That's 51 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein humorvoller