We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke in German. Must be funny, unique, typical. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure no repeats of existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Befehl zum Schweigen bringt." That's maybe not unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er ein einziges Mal die Sonne sieht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, ohne dass er dabei an Sauerstoff denken muss." Might be okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of abilities, impossible feats, often referencing roundhouse kicks, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht, weil er das Licht selbst erfunden hat." That's typical. But need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Marathon gelaufen, indem er nur im Kreis joggte, bis die Erde genug Schwung bekam, um die Sonne zu umarmen." That's too long. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Winter zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, weil er die Temperatur des Universums kontrolliert." Hmm. We need a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide headline, meme_caption, image_prompt describing specific scene from the joke. So image_prompt must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they want: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene description inside the prompt. For example: "Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks a frozen iceberg into a tropical beach". So we need to describe that scene. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi im Weltraum kauen, ohne dass er dabei an Sauerstoff denken muss, weil er das Universum selbst atmet." That's maybe okay. But we need a specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris kaut einen Kaugummi im Weltraum, während er die Erde mit einem einzigen Blick in eine Schokoladenfabrik verwandelt". That's too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne dass das Licht ausgeht, weil er das Licht selbst erfunden hat." The scene: He opens a fridge, the light stays on, maybe with a bright glow, American flag behind. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris öffnet einen Kühlschrank, und das Licht bleibt an, weil er das Licht selbst erfunden hat." The specific scene: He opens the fridge, the light stays on, maybe he is standing in front of a fridge with a glowing light, American flag background. Image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris opens a refrigerator door, the interior light stays on brightly, with a glowing aura, American flag background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Now constraints: headline max 80 characters. Provide a short headline: "Der Kühlschrank-Licht-Trick". That's 19 characters. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kühlschrank öffnet, leuchtet das Licht weiter – weil er es erfunden hat!" That's maybe 78 characters? Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kühlschrank öffnet, leuchtet das Licht weiter – weil er es erfunden hat!" Count characters: Let's approximate: "Wenn"4 + space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "den"3=21, space=22, "Kühlschrank"10=32, space=33, "öffnett,"7=40, space=41, "leuchtet"6=47, space=48, "das"3=51, space=52, "Licht"5=57, space=58, "weiter"6=64, space=65, "–"1=66, space=67, "weil"4=71, space=72, "er"2=74, space=75, "es"2=77, space=78, "erfunden"8=86, space=87, "hat!"4=91. So it's over 80. Need <=80. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris öffnet den Kühlschrank – das Licht bleibt an, weil er es erfand!" Count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12, space=13, "öffnett"6=19, space=20, "den"3=23, space=24, "Kühlschrank"10=34, space=35, "–"1=36, space=37, "das"3=40, space=41, "Licht"5=46, space=47, "bleibt"6=53, space=54, "an,"3=57, space=58, "weil"4=62, space=63, "er"2=65, space=66, "es"2=68, space=69, "erfand!"7=76. So 76 characters, okay. Meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris und das ewig leuchtende Kühlschrank-Licht" Count: Let's count: "Chuck"5