We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must be in German. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, but the joke_text can be a full sentence that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn einfach ansieht." But must be unique. Let's think of a fresh idea. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen gebracht – und er hat ihn anschließend als Strick für seine Socken verwendet." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: hyperbole, impossible feats. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus ein ganzes Netz für das Internet gesponnen hat." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Winter zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn anschaut." That's similar to known jokes about melting snowmen. Might be too close. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er Eiswürfel aus der Sonne herstellte." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt machen, dass er Eiswürfel aus der Sonne herstellt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi so stark gekaut, dass er daraus einen kompletten Kontinent für eine neue Insel erschaffen hat." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen so stark biegen, dass er ihn als Brille benutzt, um die Welt in 3D zu sehen." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen kompletten Kontinent für eine neue Insel formt." That's a bit long but okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. - joke_text: The full joke text. Must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er daraus einen kompletten Kontinent für eine neue Insel formt." - headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Kaugummi-Kontinent". That's 13 characters, okay. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's 58 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something like "Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum, the gum stretches into a massive landmass forming a new continent". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that stretches into a massive landmass forming a new continent. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Kontinent – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Kontinent – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, space=22, Kontinent(9)=31, space=32, – (dash) maybe 1=33, space=34, Lustiger(8)=42, space=43, Witz(4)=47. So 47 characters, okay. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaugummi, der einen ganzen Kontinent formt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen Kaugummi, der einen ganzen Kontinent formt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Make sure headline max 80 characters. "Kaugummi-Kontinent" is fine. Meme caption max 80 characters. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Kaugummi kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, Kaugummi(7)=25, space=26, kaut,(5)=31, space=32, entsteht(8)=40, space=41, ein(3)=44, space=45, neuer(5)=50, space=51, Kontinent(9)=60. So 60 characters, okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure to escape any quotes inside strings? JSON strings can contain quotes if escaped. Our strings contain quotes? Not needed. The image_prompt contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? It contains double quotes? The prompt includes double quotes? It includes double quotes? The prompt includes double quotes? Actually we will not include double quotes inside the string; we can avoid them. The prompt includes double quotes? It includes double quotes? The phrase "A hyper-realistic portrait..." includes no double quotes. So fine. But we need to include the scene description inside the prompt; we can include commas but no double quotes. Let's craft image_prompt exactly: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build.