We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Must be unique. Provide English prompt for image generation. Provide SEO title max 60 chars, description max 160 chars. Provide headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, but the cat now runs the CIA." That's not typical. Need typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, mythic status. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new timezone." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's typical but maybe not unique enough. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single finger snap, and the universe just apologizes." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, then rebuild it with his breath." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a short headline (max 80 chars). Provide meme caption (max 80 chars). Provide image prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title and description. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to think it's a toaster, and the toaster will start writing poetry." That's weird but maybe okay. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of strength, ability to do impossible things, mythic status. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can bench press a planet and still have time to sign autographs for the aliens." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can bench press the Earth, then use the gravitational pull to power his hair dryer." That's too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent, and the inhabitants name it after his favorite coffee brand." That's unique. But need to be concise for joke_text. Provide a full joke text. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the map, creating a new country called 'Norrisland', where everyone speaks in memes." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a living, breathing dragon that breathes fire on bugs." That's programming humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bug-free code on a napkin, and the code will then go on to become the next president." That's unique. But we need to keep it typical Chuck Norris: He can do anything, including impossible feats. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in his sleep, and the numbers will rearrange themselves to form a new language." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's craft a concrete scenario: "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one hand, then use it as a stepping stone to cross a river, and the river bows in respect." That's typical. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a scenario that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic light into a disco ball with a single glance, causing the entire city to dance." That's unique. Ok, let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, and the whole city erupts into a spontaneous flash mob of dancing traffic cones." That's fun. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, and the whole city erupts into a spontaneous flash mob of dancing traffic cones." That's a joke. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris macht Ampeln zum Tanzboden". That's German, within 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Verkehr lenkt". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris makes a traffic light turn green with a thought, causing dancing traffic cones". So we can describe: "Chuck Norris, in his 50s, with reddish-brown hair and beard, wearing a black sleeveless vest, standing next to a traffic light that glows green as he raises a finger, while animated traffic cones dance around him". Must be in English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Verkehrswunder – Lustiger Witz". That's maybe 45 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Verkehr und tanzennde Ampelkonen – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's within 160. Now ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's count characters. headline: "Chuck Norris macht Ampeln zum Tanzboden" length? Count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)m14a15c16h17t18 (space19)A20m21p22e23l24n25 (space26)z27u28m29 (space30)T31a32n33z34b35o36r37d38. That's 38 characters, okay (<80). meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris den Verkehr lenkt" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o1