We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke format. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by staring at it." That's also common. Need something fresh. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the GPS. The GPS surrendered and gave him the coordinates of the nearest pizza place." That might be okay but maybe not classic enough. Classic jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the face of a unicorn." Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat fetched a roundhouse kick and delivered it to Chuck Norris's ego." That's a bit meta. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can fix a broken heart with a single roundhouse kick, and the heart will then beat in perfect 4/4 time." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, and then use the water to brew a cup of coffee that gives him infinite energy." That's unique. But must be a joke, not just a statement. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often are like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But we can be creative. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to compute the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. The calculator exploded, and Chuck Norris used the resulting smoke to start a fire that warmed the entire planet." That's too long. We need a concise joke text. Let's make it short: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters the sound barrier but also rewrites the laws of physics to make the sky turn green." That's more like a statement. But we need a joke that is funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and still hit a target a mile away." That's not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple handshake into a seismic event that reshapes continents." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall in reverse just by blinking, and then use it to write a bestselling novel on the back of a snowplow." That's too long. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the dictionary definition of 'impossible'." That's a classic style. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also rewrites the dictionary definition of 'impossible'." That's a joke. But is that unique? It's similar to many jokes about rewriting definitions. Might be okay but maybe too close to existing jokes. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself by simply looking at it, and then drink it while the universe expands." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee by staring at it until the beans surrender and the water boils in admiration." That's a bit humorous. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a horse drink water by just thinking about it." That's similar to known jokes. Maybe we can do something about "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by tapping it with his beard." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by tapping it with his beard, causing the monitor to display a smiley face that actually laughs." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a short punchline. Let's produce a full joke text: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by tapping it with his beard, causing the monitor to display a smiley face that actually laughs." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's search memory: There's a known joke "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm by tapping it with his beard." I think I've seen something similar but not exactly. Might be okay. But to be safe, maybe create a completely new one: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, and then use the resulting green light to power a city-wide dance party." That's unique. But maybe too long. Let's decide on a concise joke: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, and then use the resulting green light to power a city‑wide dance party." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. It's okay. Now we need to produce JSON with fields: - joke_text: the full joke text (including the start "Chuck Norris ..."). - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be English, no text, no captions. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by thinking about it, and then use the resulting green light to power a city‑wide dance party." That's about 108 characters maybe. It's okay. headline: "Chuck Norris macht Ampeln zum Tanzmeister" Length: let's count: "Chuck Norris macht Ampeln zum Tanzmeister" = 41 characters (including spaces). Under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn die Ampel grün ist, beginnt die Party!" That's 44 characters? Let's count: "Wenn die Ampel grün ist, beginnt die Party!" = 38 characters maybe. Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero