We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, avoid cliches. Provide a classic Chuck Norris joke. We need to craft a joke_text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is a complete joke. Provide headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description of scene), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). All fields must be strings. We must ensure no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a known one, but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That's maybe unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: hyperbolic abilities, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's typical. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it, and the snowman thanks him for the warm welcome." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's unique. Now headline: short, up to 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen". That's German, within 80 chars. Meme caption: up to 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris nur ansieht, wird der Schneemann zu Wasser". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a snowy mountain peak, staring intensely at a melting snowman, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing on a snowy mountain peak, staring intensely at a melting snowman, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's fine. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz". That's maybe 45 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Macht, einen Schneemann nur durch Ansehen zu schmelzen. Lachen garantiert!" That's within 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space1=18, "Schneemann"9 =>27, space1=28, "schmelzen"7 =>35. So 35 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris nur ansieht, wird der Schneemann zu Wasser". Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space1=11, "Norris"6 =>17, space1=18, "nur"3 =>21, space1=22, "ansieht,"8 (including comma) =>30, space1=31, "wird"4 =>35, space1=36, "der"3 =>39, space1=40, "Schneemann"9 =>49, space1=50, "zu"2 =>52, space1=53, "Wasser"6 =>59. So 59 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann schmelzen – Witz" length: count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space1=18, "Schneemann"9 =>27, space1=28, "schmelzen"7 =>35, space1=36, "–" (dash) maybe 1 =>37, space1=38, "Witz"4 =>42. So 42 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Macht, einen Schneemann nur durch Ansehen zu schmelzen. Lachen garantiert!" Count roughly: Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine übernatürliche Macht, einen Schneemann nur durch Ansehen zu schmelzen. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count characters including spaces. I'll approximate: "Ein"3, space1=4, "klassischer"10 =>14, space1=15, "Chuck"5 =>20, space1=21, "Norris"6 =>27, space1=28, "Witz"4 =>32, space1=33, "über"4 (including umlaut) =>37, space1=38, "natürliche"10 =>48, space1=49, "Macht,"6 =>55, space1=56, "einen"5 =>61, space1=62, "Schneemann"9 =>71, space1=7