We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Ensure fields within max lengths: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Provide joke_text (full joke). Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink with a single glance." Hmm. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the face of a unicorn." Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by typing 'Hello World'." Need to start with Chuck Norris. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates its own gravity." That's unique. But must be funny and typical. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris can make a horse blink with a single glance." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's think of something: "Chuck Norris can make a black hole bow to him." That might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm without any code." That's maybe too techy. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a statue weep tears of joy just by walking past it." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. So "Chuck Norris can make a statue weep tears of joy just by walking past it." That's a full joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der unstoppbare Roundhouse-König". That's 27 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Welt." That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a visible gravity wave, causing nearby objects to bend upward. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to ensure it's English and includes specifics from the joke. Meta title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der Gravity-Kick" That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Roundhouse-Kick, der die Schwerkraft bricht. Lustig, einzigartig und meme-tauglich." That's about 130 chars. Check lengths. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted and no extra text. Provide JSON object only. Check headline length: "Der unstoppbare Roundhouse-König" length count: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 s7 t8 o8 p9 p10 a11 b12 a13 r14 e15 space16 R17 o18 u19 n20 d21 h22 o23 u24 s25 e26 - (maybe hyphen counts) but okay under 80. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Welt." Count characters: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 space4 C5 h6 u7 c8 k8 space9 N10 o11 r12 r13 i14 s15 space16 l17 ä18 c19 h20 e21 l22 t23 ,24 space25 s26 c27 h28 m29 i30 l31 t32 s33 space34 d35 i36 e37 space38 W39 e40 l41 t42 .43 That's 43 characters, under 80. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der Gravity-Kick" Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 t16 z17 :18 space19 D20 e21 r22 space23 G24 r25 a26 v27 i28 t29 y30 -31 K32 i33 c34 k35. That's 35 characters, under 60. Meta description: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Roundhouse-Kick, der die Schwerkraft bricht. Lustig, einzigartig und meme-tauglich." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count quickly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Roundhouse-Kick, der die Schwerkraft bricht. Lustig, einzigartig und meme-tauglich." That's about 138 characters, okay. Now ensure joke_text is German and starts with "Chuck Norris". Provide full joke text. Joke text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick ausführen, der die Schwerkraft so stark bricht, dass selbst die Sterne einen Applaus geben." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick ausführen, der die Schwerkraft so stark bricht, dass selbst die Sterne einen Applaus geben." That's okay. But must be unique and not repeat known jokes. This is okay. Now produce JSON. Check fields: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick ausführen, der die Schwerkraft so stark bricht, dass selbst die Sterne einen Applaus geben.", "headline": "Der unstoppbare Roundhouse-König", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt die Welt.", "image