We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" etc. But must be unique. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a snowman to a staring contest; the snowman melted from fear. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole. Let's craft something original. We need headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English description of scene, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be English. Meta title max 60 characters, meta description max 160 characters. We must ensure JSON format, no code block, just raw JSON. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to play chess. After three moves, the cat surrendered, declaring that even it knew better than to challenge a man who can checkmate the universe with a single glance." But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris..." Good. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to bake a cake using only a roundhouse kick. The oven exploded, but the cake rose perfectly, because only Chuck Norris can make a dessert rise with sheer power." Maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a GPS to navigate without satellites. The GPS immediately gave up and asked for directions from him, because only Chuck Norris can make a device trust a man who never gets lost." Let's craft a joke that is typical: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Let's make something new: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear hid, but Chuck Norris found him instantly because the bear's camouflage melted under the sheer force of his presence." Make sure it's unique. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. Polar Bear Hide & Seek". Must be <=80 characters. Meme caption: maybe "When even a polar bear can't hide from Chuck Norris". <=80. Image prompt: need to describe specific scene from joke. So include "Chuck Norris standing menacingly as a polar bear hides behind a snow mound, his roundhouse kick about to reveal the bear". Must be English, hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that exactly? The instruction: "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke, in English. So maybe "Chuck Norris confronting a polar bear hiding behind a snow mound, ready to reveal it with a stare". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris confronting a polar bear hiding behind a snow mound, ready to reveal it with a stare". That is the specific scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris confronting a polar bear hiding behind a snow mound, ready to reveal it with a stare. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris vs Polar Bear Hide & Seek Joke". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs Polar Bear Hide & Seek Joke" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs(2)=15, space=16, Polar(5)=21, space=22, Bear(4)=26, space=27, Hide(4)=31, space=32, &(1)=33, space=34, Seek(4)=38, space=39, Joke(4)=43. So 43 characters, okay. Meta_description max 160 characters: Something like "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über ein verrücktes Verstecken mit einem Polarbären – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, witziger Chuck Norris Witz über ein verrücktes Verstecken mit einem Polarbären – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. joke_text must be the full joke text. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a polar bear. The bear hid behind a snow mound, but Chuck Norris stared at it so intensely that the camouflage melted, and the bear surrendered, declaring that even the Arctic respects his presence." Make sure it's unique. It's okay. Now headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs Polar Bear Hide & Seek". That's 27 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Even a polar bear can't hide from Chuck Norris". Count characters: "Even a polar bear can't hide from Chuck Norris" length: Even(4)+space=5, a(1)=6, space=7, polar(5)=12, space=13, bear(4)=17, space=18, can't(5)=23, space=24, hide(4)=28, space=29, from(4)=33, space=34, Chuck(5)=3