We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text etc. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code block. Ensure fields are properly quoted. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara Desert with a single breath." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris..." and be a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringen, ohne dass Lava überhaupt fließt." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." Hmm. We need a classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's English; we need German. German: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick eine neue Primzahl erzeugen, die noch nie jemand vorher gesehen hat." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick zum Leben erwecken und Eiswürfel in Flammen verwandeln." That's unique. But must be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer erschaffen, indem er nur mit einem Finger auf die Erde tippt." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Zeit um 5 Minuten zurückspulen." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a full joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen Tornado erzeugen, der nur aus Schokoladenstückchen besteht." That's whimsical. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum zurück auf die Erde kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft für 10 Sekunden aufheben." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Probably okay. Now we need to fill fields: joke_text: the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be German. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen". That's 30 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis". That's 38 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. For our joke about chewing gum from space causing gravity to lift, the scene could be "Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum while a floating basketball hovers". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum, causing gravity to reverse as floating objects swirl around him". But we need to describe the scene: "Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum, causing gravity to reverse as floating objects swirl around him". That's the scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a glowing space gum, causing gravity to reverse as floating objects swirl around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris & Space Gum: Gravity Reversed". Count characters: "Chuck Norris & Space Gum: Gravity Reversed" = 38? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1) Norris(6) space(1) &(1) space(1) Space(5) space(1) Gum:(4) space(1) Gravity(7) space(1) Reversed(8) total approx 5+1+6+1+1+1+5+1+4+1+7+1+8 = 49? Actually let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris & Space Gum: Gravity Reversed" Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 &14 space15 S16 p17 a18 c19 e20 space21 G22 u23 m24 :25 space26 G27 r28 a29 v30 i31 t32 y33 space34 R35 e36 v37 e38 r39 s40 e41 d42. So 42 characters. Under 60, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum die Schwerkraft zum Schweben bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum die Schwerkraft zum Schweben bringt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~150. Let's count: We'll approximate it's within 160. Now ensure each field respects length constraints. headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft tanzen" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 l14 ä15 s16 t17 space18