We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe something about his beard, his age, his legendary status. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is made of cheese." That's too generic. Let's think of something unique: maybe about his ability to make the internet stop working when he blinks. But that's also common. We need something fresh: maybe "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard". Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by sneezing". Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by sneezing, and the sand turns into snowflakes that sing the national anthem." That's weird but maybe okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with a twist of physics or logic. Something like: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's also common. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so thick that it becomes a separate ecosystem, housing miniature versions of himself that write poetry." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself by staring at it, and the coffee will grant him infinite wisdom for exactly 3.14 seconds." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a traffic jam into a world tour by simply walking past the cars, and each car becomes a different mode of transportation." Hmm. Maybe something about his age: "Chuck Norris can celebrate his 80th birthday by single-handedly inventing a new calendar that has 13 months, each named after a different martial arts move." That is unique. But must be funny and classic. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick so powerful that it rewrites the laws of physics, causing the moon to orbit Earth backwards for exactly one second." That's similar to many jokes. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by looking at it, and the resulting water will instantly become a perfect espresso shot." That's unique. But need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi-Fi antenna to stream the entire internet directly into his brain, and the bandwidth is measured in gigawatts of awesomeness." That's unique. But must be in German. The joke_text must be German. It must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Erliegen bringen, indem er die Datenübertragung in reine Stille umwandelt." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft a fresh joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm im Sahara erzeugen, indem er niest, und die Sandkörner verwandeln sich sofort in schmelzende Schokoladenstückchen, die von einem unsichtbaren Bären gegessen werden." That's whimsical. But must be funny and classic. Let's aim for something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er eine neue Dimension öffnet, in der alle Uhren stehen bleiben und nur er die Zeit kontrolliert." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of pure electricity, and the snowman will then power the entire city of Los Angeles for a whole day." That's similar to some jokes. Maybe something about his beard: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it becomes a living library, and each page contains the entire works of Shakespeare written in Morse code." That's unique. But must be in German and start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bart so dicht züchten, dass er zu einer lebendigen Bibliothek wird, in der jede Seite Shakespeare in Morsecode enthält." That's okay. But is that funny? Maybe not enough. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen, indem er die Magmakammern in ein Konzert von Jazzmusik umwandelt." That's unique. Let's decide on a final joke_text: Must be a single sentence? Could be longer. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen Vulkan zum Schweigen bringen, indem er die Magmakammern in ein Jazzkonzert umwandelt, das nur von Eichhörnchen applauscht wird." That starts with Chuck Norris, is German, unique, funny, classic. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Vulkan-Jazz-Fight". That's 27 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, image caption. Something like "Wenn der Vulkan Jazz statt Lava abspielt". That's 38 characters. Image prompt: English, hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris stands in front of an erupting volcano, his roundhouse kick turning lava into jazz notes that float away, while squirrels watch." So the prompt should describe that scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest. He stands before an erupting volcano, his roundhouse kick turning molten lava into floating jazz notes, while curious squirrels watch in awe. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Vulkane Jazz spielen – Witz". That's 48 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt