We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide a meme caption max 80 chars. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we must avoid similar to existing jokes. Many jokes about dividing by zero, roundhouse kicks, etc. Need something unique. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris can make a horse go faster by staring at it, or he can make a snowflake melt by breathing on it, etc. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's similar to existing jokes about continents. Maybe "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." That might be too modern. Let's think of something unique: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That might be okay. But need to be classic style: maybe something about his beard being a separate entity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can shave himself using only a single glance." That's similar to existing jokes about his stare. Hmm. We need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's similar to some jokes. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by blinking." That might be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites history." That's similar to existing jokes about rewriting history. Hmm. Maybe something about his beard being a separate creature: "Chuck Norris' beard once won a tug-of-war against a mountain." That could be unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by winking." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by winking." That's a joke. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe with a punchline? Typically Chuck Norris jokes are one-liners: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by winking." That's the whole joke. Could add "Er ist so stark, dass..." but must start with Chuck Norris. Let's keep it simple: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Zwinkern dafür sorgen, dass ein Schneeflocke nach oben fällt." That's German. But the joke must be in German. So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem Zwinkern dafür sorgen, dass eine Schneeflocke nach oben fällt." That's a joke. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick". That's 20 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, image caption. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris nur blinzelt, wird die Schwerkraft zur Spaßaufgabe". That's under 80? Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris nur blinzelt, wird die Schwerkraft zur Spaßaufgabe" length ~61. Good. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." The specific scene: maybe "winking at a snowflake that is floating upward". So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winking at an upward-floating snowflake. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocken nach oben fliegen" = 44? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24f25l26o27k28e29n30 (space31)n32a33c34h35 (space36)o37b38e39n40 (space41)f42l43i44e45g46e47n48. That's 48 characters, okay under 60. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein wundersames Phänomen, bei dem ein Zwinkern Schneeflocken nach oben bringt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über ein wundersames Phänomen, bei dem ein Zwinkern Schneeflocken nach oben bringt." That's maybe ~130. Good. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Our joke about winking causing snowflake to fall upward is likely unique. Ensure no political, no profanity. Good. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure values are strings, no extra fields. Make sure headline max 80 chars. Our headline "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Trick" length? Count: D1e2r3 (space4)u5l6t7i8m9a10t11e12 (space13)S14c15h16n17e18e19f20l21o22k23e24n25-26T27r28i29c30k31. That's 31 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80